Moon, I realise you have some very odd desires which, generally, you manage to suppress. However, when you cannot please pm Biffen.
Lordweaver, why have you forsaken us?
Your credibility hangs on your reason for being os oinka!
Were you a tourist intent on sh agging foreign women?
Or
Were you in uniform, serving your country, and sh agging foreign women?
It would be much shorter (and thinner) but that's why I said dc would know her (in the biblical sense). Forgive me Lordweaver, if you are watching from above, for my blasphemy.
Add about 30 years to her. Flaccid boobs. An absence of front teeth. Suppurating sores and a drugged out demeanor and you have Biffen's top girl. Dc would know her.
Well bb Biffen has many weaknesses! He is a drug abuser. He is a drug dealer. He lives of the earnings of immoral woman. I won't go on. Decanting gins is the least of his sins!!