Supermercado

All the rookies + a couple of homeless blokes found wandering outside.

Good question, but I still have a soft spot for Kowal now. Craig can do one. Same video shop (NB: I was young) where an Essendon player came in with his missus to borrow softcore porn. What an era.

In 1999 Craig Cameron came into the shop I was working in, and when I complained about Darren Kowal being delisted he said "get a new favourite player". Never liked him after that.

A player changing name for a number gag would be the best thing since we almost drafted Freddie Clutterbuck

It's KK47 or I riot.

The idea that we just have to find somebody to kick 50 is simplistic - we've just traded a key forward for a key defender, the idea is that we concede less goals because of that so the burden on one player to kick 50 and replace Hogan is a myth.

Remember the first finale of The Recruit when every team was wheeled in to sit there and not press a button to say they were interested in a player. Only Kochie being generous and making sure Port picked the bloke saved it from being the most farcical spectacle in TV history.

I've just been thinking about how much more interest I'll have in GWS next year when this dead-eyed mercenary plonker is gone. Hope he somehow ends up at St Kilda so we can be guaranteed he'll never play in a flag.

If the Experience returns I'll be useless due to dying of excitement.

The white line fever thread

Is there a toilet that needs to be cleaned?

Pretty much any day ending in a y

Obviously Chainmale wasn't available

Just need to wait until next week and start feeding stories that West Coast are interested in him next year as Kennedy's long term replacement. Would rather lose him for compo next year than not extort Freo now.

Have never trusted comments like this since Cale Morton was supposed to be a steal at pick 4 because "some people" rated him the best player in the draft.

Has been ok last few weeks until dying in the arse today, but we're mad if we don't start trying to upgrade ASAP. Cannot finish 2019 in the 1s if we're serious.

What a world when Jako is so reintegrated into society that he's casually appearing in comedy skits.

Reporting for duty. In tomorrow night, out Saturday night, bring the insanity.

Richmond moved in for 1965. Enough said.

Considering they're on the same network 6PR and 3AW having a feud has about as much legitimacy as a WWE match. They would have cooked this up the moment Melbourne - West Coast was confirmed. These Western Australian muppets should boo themselves for being sucked in by such obviously artificial outrage.

Gee God Boy Wow

Already burst a blood vessel after the Geelong game. Also a tremendous cheapskate.

When Melksham kicked his second I started booking flights, only looked up again to see Spargo's goal and then for the siren. Felt a bit gloomy at missing out on the last couple of minutes, then I saw how much flights were an hour later and realised I'd done the right thing.

Only a non-Victorian could consider Collingwood part of a fairytale.

Staple a velcro hawk to your arm