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Obviously Chainmale wasn't available

Just need to wait until next week and start feeding stories that West Coast are interested in him next year as Kennedy's long term replacement. Would rather lose him for compo next year than not extort Freo now.

Have never trusted comments like this since Cale Morton was supposed to be a steal at pick 4 because "some people" rated him the best player in the draft.

Has been ok last few weeks until dying in the arse today, but we're mad if we don't start trying to upgrade ASAP. Cannot finish 2019 in the 1s if we're serious.

What a world when Jako is so reintegrated into society that he's casually appearing in comedy skits.

Reporting for duty. In tomorrow night, out Saturday night, bring the insanity.

Richmond moved in for 1965. Enough said.

Considering they're on the same network 6PR and 3AW having a feud has about as much legitimacy as a WWE match. They would have cooked this up the moment Melbourne - West Coast was confirmed. These Western Australian muppets should boo themselves for being sucked in by such obviously artificial outrage.

Gee God Boy Wow

Already burst a blood vessel after the Geelong game. Also a tremendous cheapskate.

When Melksham kicked his second I started booking flights, only looked up again to see Spargo's goal and then for the siren. Felt a bit gloomy at missing out on the last couple of minutes, then I saw how much flights were an hour later and realised I'd done the right thing.

Only a non-Victorian could consider Collingwood part of a fairytale.

Staple a velcro hawk to your arm

Not sure why I'm supposed to hate them for the merger, good on them for blowing it up.

This is like when Jamar was pox for six years, came good for a couple of seasons and now we can never write ruckmen off until they're about 27.

The gag is explained in the first two paragraphs FFS.

I'd be making sure because his value to other clubs will have gone off the charts in the last few weeks.

If I was his manager I wouldn't let him get stuck in the VFL for half of next year after his performances of the last three weeks.

At least that's one workplace in Australia I'm positively contributing to.

Votes 5 - MFC Twitterist for keeping people sana 4 - The Ticketek Employee Assistance Program 3 - Ticketmaster for getting the West Coast/Collingwood game right without stuffing everything up 2 - BASS for never causing this sort of problem in the 90s 1 - Anyone who was coincidentally trying to book tickets to Phil Collins or the Kransky Sisters and couldn't work out why the website wasn't working.

I've been dying for all these characters to tip the bucket on each other at the MFC Truth and Reconciliation Commission for five years but right now is hardly the time.

I suggest carrying a copy and throwing it at him or Schwab if you see them in the street.

770 and almost entirely odd.

On the classic trade cliche of picking up players who did well against you, he's a certainty for that first half where he played like Robbie Flower. Just forget the second half where he barely had a touch.

Staggered to discover that putting all the games on sale at once has ended in a debacle.