Little Goffy

Even the content of the article makes clear the Demons weren't given a choice in the matter and were appealing it to the last moment. So why the headline that makes it sound like the Demons actively disrespected Indigenous Australians and people are outraged? AFL FANS FURIOUS OVER DEMONS INDIGENOUS GUERNSEY NOT BEING WORN The article has been edited a bit in the time since I first noticed it but the stupidity is still strong. You can see why no-one at the ABC wanted to put their byline on it. Perhaps a Saturday morning intern looking to get some social justice credits in the bank and not too concerned about actual social justice issues?

Just dropping a couple of old youtube videos into the thread for anyone needing a bit of pre-game amping up. Also had the passing thought that is was about this time of year way back in 2005 the last time Melbourne was involved in a top of the table clash - a ripper of a game which West Coast clawed a win by 15 points. After that game we stumbled badly late in an emotional year. It took a one point win down the highway in Geelong to give us a sniff and what followed was the most thrilling game of football I've ever attend. Round 21 against the Bulldogs with everything on the line for both teams. Sometimes I look up this second video and just skip to the last 8 minutes or so to ride that emotional wave when the crowd goes nuts hearing that Hawthorn had pulled in front of Geelong.

Well on television the pre-game coverage starts around 7 anyway, so if we move the actual game to 7.10 but keep the same timeslot we have successfully eliminated about half an hour of the 'I think I'm a comedian slash bogan wedding MC from the 80s' show.

Not sure where to put this but has anyone else seen the picture of Plowman/O'meara on the AFL website? https://www.afl.com.au/news/620720/the-verdict-is-in-tribunal-makes-plowman-call-after-marathon-hearing I mean, really, that's disturbing. Somebody explain how this: Became this:

Geezus, MFCSS is still potent.

Give it a couple more days and the AFL will be saying that it should have been a free against Spargo for insufficient intent to keep it in. ?

We're not far away from having a game a week decided by a terrible umpiring decision in the last minute. As fans of the game we should be demand a massive increase in resources for umpiring - my initial expectation just to get the ball rolling would be a doubling. We should also be demanding a culture change from executives who tinker at random or put the 'rule of the week' pressure on which makes umpiring so much more difficult than it should be. But that is of course fantasy.

Seems odd to be second guessing a decision which actually earned us a shot on goal from beside the goal post. Even if we didn't actually get awarded it.

Laurie, Bowey and Rosman are still unknown quantities and we've had a problem from a list planning perspective for quite some time - lots of our young guys on the fringe have been delayed and disrupted by injury such that we can't get a clear picture of what they can be. It is possible we already have what we need on our list: A determined and smart small defender with respectable kicking seems a high priority. And as much as our half-forward hunting pack is fun, we do need a replacement for what 'Good Melksham' gave us for a while or we simply won't get enough of that time in forward half turned into actual goals.

You'd hope for both Salem and Viney in, which makes a real difference to our whole operations. I'm a Fritsch fan but that's too many stinkers recently to ignore. If he's not going to do the work required of a medium forward then I'd rather have a genuine tall forward in for him instead. Melksham was good for a quarter but barely sighted once the sun went down. Sadly, Jetta didn't do enough to be at AFL level. Out: Fritsch, Melksham, Jetta, In: Brown, Viney, Salem. That's a big difference.

My wife yelled and banged tables then went to a dark room for a few minutes. Then came out, checked the fixture on her phone and has marked Round 22, August 14th for revenge.

Very good interview. Really thoughtful reflections on football life. Nibbler certainly doesn't speak like a fringe player, that is for sure! Nice to get a bit of a plug in for CoinJar at the end as well.

Funny thing about Essendon - their existence is meaningless. They've had between 10-12 wins eleven times since their last premiership. Basically half of the seasons since then. Barely scraped into finals a few times but haven't won one since 2004 and have never looked like doing anything serious in September. There is no point to Essendon. They're a tepid bath of a football club. At least at Melbourne you're always going to feel something.

Oddly enough, many of the big Soccer clubs have their own crypto-currency. And to echo what others have said; crypto-currencies get people excited because once in a while the random token you bought a $100 worth of will jump by 200% and you can go tell everyone how smart and rich you are. The rest of the time it is just tick... tick... tick... down. Exciting success, boring failure. Always the key to marketing success. I'd urge people to only buy if there is a particular practical reason such as building up your polonium stash through the Darkweb or a relaxing bit of saturday evening money laundering. Although, I'd be tempted to buy a few DemonDollars for a laugh. A bit of GawnGold. PetraccaBucks? ClaytonCoin? PickettTicketts? MarketLeverage?

Adding a separate thought about Korda's confidence level; "I can tell you behind the scenes membership is over 80,000," and 24,000 of them turned up for the game against the Suns. In fact, Collingwood haven't cracked 30,000 for a home game against an interstate team this season. Unlike, say, minnow club Melbourne.

Coincidentally, I recently finished a full read of The Pentagon Papers and 'A coup would not be good for the club' was one of the more frequent quotes. Basically the story goes, 'Don't plot a coup, we need stability and have to hope this current lot get their act together,' to 'Don't plot a coup, we've been backing this lot through all kinds of corruption and atrocity so it would make us look idiotic to flip now'. Until, finally, 'Okay, there's been a coup and this new lot are just as bad, but don't plot a coup, we need stability so we have to hope this current lot get their act together.' Continue the melody with minor variations until fall of Saigon.

When (if) we do lose a game: If we lose to a bottom team - Drinking bathwater. If we lose to a top team - Not ready for the pressure of big games. If we lose to a middle team - Never as good as our wins made us look and really the middle is where we belong. Similar commentary will align with it being a big loss, small loss or middle loss. The only realistic option is to not lose again. Ever.

Yikes. Just took a glance at the North/Hawks game in time to see the end-to-end Hawthorn goal about 25 minutes into the second quarter. There were three separate half-effort tackles by North players and a couple of defensive efforts that barely meant the Hawthorn player had to change direction a little. Wish North had played like that against us. Meanwhile, everyone remember that it is okay to barrack for Collingwood today and not just because Sydney losing opens up the gap a little more. From this point every Collingwood win just makes it more difficult for them to go through the renewal process they so desperately need. A bit more complacency just adds more time to the rebuild.

I think what you're looking for is 'Back in Black - Instrumental'. It's all over Youtube. You're other issues I can't help with and kind of wish you'd stop posting a new thread for every one! Maybe a dedicated musings thread you can add to each week? Have you been introduced the the No t$ No b$ thread yet? Anything goes there!

Top of the ladder joy: as long as you keep winning at least one team falls further behind you in every other game! Example: If Port beat the Dogs, we go two games clear on top of the ladder. But if the Dogs beat Port we go THREE games clear for securing a top-2 spot. When you're winning, everything is a win. I love that all the club and players have to think about is winning and the rest will take care of itself.

Sydney, but it is interesting to notice that in my mind when I'm on Demonland I am back in Melbourne. Mentally, for me, this conversation is taking place in Melbourne. Talk about virtual communities - there's a Ph.D in this. Cairns is strictly metaphorical. As in, "I hope this club never makes a trip like that again."

Yeah, let's just call it an encouraging remission with 'monitor closely for symptoms' instructions from the doctor. I am heartened by the fact that even a pretty ordinary list would be in contention every game if playing with the determination and system we have right now. As it is, sometimes our effort level will be enough to cover a poor skills day and sometimes our talent will be able to cover a poor effort day. It is still a surprise to be 8-0 - no club would or should ever expect to never slip up - but we are doing what it takes to put an ordinary team into finals and a good team into top 4.

The difference between Melbourne and Carlton is about the same as the distance from here to Cairns. (Cranking out a mighty metaphor there, and not entirely flippantly)

But, but, but, I thought Hawthorn were... A big club. With hardened, loyal fans who weren't at all soft. Financially well organised. Not inflated by favouritsm at all. Not dependent on pokies revenue. And also, of course, on Mother's Day - The family club.

Looking forward to some Weed and Weit match ups just to trip the tongues of the commentary team. This may be one of those blessing in disguise moments where we get to try out the Brown+McDonald+Weideman forward line without too much angst as we are bringing in a tall to replace a tall. Can also see Gawn getting back to defence more than going forward with that set-up, which will be a nice comfort to young Petty. As for Jackson's return in a few weeks, I don't have any problem with him being the world's tallest utility but there's not that many players 'demanding to be dropped' just now. On the other hand, he puts selection pressure on just about anyone anywhere on the ground. We'll just have to see how it all goes, but I feel uncomfortably comfortable.