Deestroy All

I'm still suffering from having to watch Heffernan supposedly play football. Over time I will heal, I guess.

Bad blood between Melbourne and Hawthorn? Gee, what a shame. He won't play though. But it would be good if he did and...

Agree. He's better than Wonaeamirri, his best is better than Petterd's best (though I'd prefer Petterd) and he has the skills to match Jurrah. He'd get a game in most teams. Do not want though.

So why are we even doing this rubbish? Anyone know how much $$$ the club get for doing this? I wonder whose pre-season will be ruined...

I think we should all go over to the Hawthorn message board, create new accounts pretending to be Hawks supporters, and start up a thread about trading Buddy for Maric, and voice our anger if it does not happen. Trade week made simple.

They asked Tim if Warnock is a required player, to which he replied 'sure is' in a much louder tone than the rest of the interview. He's hardly going to say 'no, we don't need him.' Discussion is far from over.

Playing 2 grand finals a man short for a start...

He's cutting all his tracksuit pants into trackie shorts.

According to Deep Throat (twitter) he does. Warnock for Hampson.... yes please with sugar on top.

Make sure they are boys.

We've kept a hard, slow midfielder, and we've kept a soft supporter. Phew.

There aren't any WHITE stars.

Just need to convert and recruit Ruby Rose.

He's in the leadership group, only been mentioned about 100 times this year. You can take my word for it, or you can believe the Hun, I know who I'd believe. If you want confirmation, you're on the internet, go to google.com, and type in 'how do you search for something on the internet?'.

Stars around the collar? Why not go all out and make them all get star tattoo's like made men in Russia. Maybe save that idea for when they win a premiership... Don't like the sound of it myself... it's a bit warner bros cartoonish. BONK!

He's already in the leadership group. You're not ignorant at all.

I only had 5 bucks left in my betting account last week... put it on a draw @ $67. I'm happy, but usually I'd put 10. Reckon Sam Fisher was robbed too! Had him. But Lenny is a star.

Exactly. Short memories, we've bitched and moaned about leadership, or lack of at this club for years. Bruce has always been a part of that leadership group. Now people want him to stay for his leadership, give me a break. The clean out it almost complete.

He's 186cm. Look at our forward line, and tell me how is Ben McKinley suited? Because he's the same size as every other forward we have? I mean really, all we have is McKinley types, but better versions. Is it not clear we need a BIG forward?

Was Nick Smith. Was a final against Freo. Wasn't his debut. Was a failure.

I spoke to him at one of the later games, might've even been the Sydney game, whatever game it was Greeny was on fire and I told Ricky he won't be able to get a game if Green keeps it up... Anyway, he said he was a couple of weeks away from full training back then, so he should have a big preseason.

She was often in the vicinity

I see much better looking women than her at the footy already.

It's a joke... However, it'd probably approved by Demetriou, Satan himself.

He's my proposed clash strip. Personally I think it's crazy we have not yet tapped into the satanic market. We're the Demons for christ's sake! Our stylish new clash jumper will look great on any disciple of Lucifer, and coupled with our new AFL issue flame board shorts, it's a kit fit for those who love footy, satan and surfing! Price: $66.60