Deestroy All

Now we're getting to the good stuff. Any new fragrances in the air? Perhaps a new cologne or body spray?

Absolute legend. Now I hope the idiots around him help him see some finals action. I've distanced myself from having favourites as I've become bitter and pessimistic over the years, but I love a fighter, and I love a good consistent player, which has even seemed like too much to ask for at this club in recent years. I love Jonesy. I want us to succeed just for him.

He's weighing up a multi million dollar deal with us, or the possibility of any sort of deal from Hawthorn.

It is now.

^#3 made me chortle.

No one gave a [censored] until you sprung out of the shadows declaring that there was nothing to see here. Pictures on Instagram of him playing cricket was enough. Now anyone that reads your post will wonder why he was (is) missing. It's probably nothing, and I really don't care, but as rpfc said, you upped the intrigue when there really was none.

The box under Satyricon's home that JKH may or may not be locked in?

I was leaving it alone until you mentioned 3 different people had different stories about it. Glad you didn't leave it alone after the first 2.

That really knocked it on the head... I'm not intrigued at all now.

Just on the job search front, erotic fiction may be your true calling.

It's fitting that none of the current list have got a mention.

Finlayson was part of the Giants academy and because no other teams bid on him they automatically get him with their final pick. Something close to that anyway, Shifter explained it but I was busy reading Demonland to fully take it in.

With the inclusions of Lumumba and Frost, and hopefully Garland finds some form, I'd play him forward. He does go missing up there, but playing 3rd forward in our forward line, who wouldn't, the ball never goes in there. He'd benefit from an improving midfield, and Lumumba's high long kicks forward. And we simply need another marking forward, for me he's the best option at the moment.

They think if they keep getting batter, they're still in the mix.

Thread getting interesting.

If we could get him to tweak the pronunciation of his name a bit to Pet-tracker, could get a pet tracker as seen above on board for sponsorship, and make Hogans_Heroes happy, but we don't want to do that. Maybe whack one in the old GPS slot in his jumper. Not as far a reach as Buddha Hocking changing his name to Whiskers.

Whichever way you spin it, asking the kid if he needs to lose weight in his first week is probably not what he wants to be answering.

Your choice of name has preempted my mockingly Roos-esque term of endearment retort. Well played.

Excellent photos, 666.

Bernie doesn't live with Mitch Clark does he?

Nice try.

Very mean spirited, Smithy. I Love it.

Probably not a regular reader of my posts, OD, and I wouldn't blame you, but I was not being serious.

McCartin wasn't on the news struggling, or De Goey. This is [censored], we are so cursed.