Deestroy All

Christiansy. Simple.

Do us a favour, print C&B's post out and stick it to the fridge.

This.

Yeah, breaking wind from over eating... I posted about his fat guts right before he made his decision on where he wanted to go then his other decision about where he wanted to go.

Watch out for the FATCATHEARTATTACK

I'd be furious, for non-football reasons.

Speaking of... As if getting back into our team wasn't going to be hard enough for him. Nigh on impossible if these kids are any good.

And he's good mates with Brayshaw. If there are no better options, it couldn't hurt.

Viojo-Rainbow sounds better. Disappointing.

Yeah, too much media attention on the eve of the draft to spice up an otherwise boring meal. I'm not buying it. But I'm hoping like hell.

Oh yeah, the old "oh [censored], what did I say that for? I'll tell 'em I was trolling" trick. I believe you. You seem like an honest type...

I'm easily entertained, Nash'.

This'll be good... Why not?

You say OTAMOT I say ATAMOT. As for the alphabet backwards, that would take me at least 10 minutes, I just tried and [censored] up after X.

Rehab.

I think there's far too much focus on this leader stuff, especially when it comes to kids. Not everyone has to be a leader. Not everyone aspires to be a leader. Judd and Ablett jr just had to be because their football demanded it. Steve Johnson and Hanneberry types aren't/weren't what you'd want as a leader but you'd pick them every Thursday. Besides, I think every single kid we've drafted in the last 5 years "could be the captain one day" so Petracca, assuming the Saints are idiots, will have a hard time cracking a leadership gig in our team anyway.

Bernie Vince approves this post.

Neita: *something that sounds like Jar Jar Binks*

Of course a toilet(s) makes sense, but why are you bothering? Do you really want The Satire Inside to answer? If the players dropped dacks and shat right there on the field he'd say he spoke to so and so and they said it was good for the grass, also instant bowel relief is good for a high performance digestive system, photos on Twitter.

The red one is leading the voting for best clash strip in the AFL on the FoxFooty website. At least we're winning something.

That's what Lewinski said.

lol Kreuzer v Faser lol