Deestroy All

He was going to be named but the Richmond doctor said no.

There's always one. "Wasn't there" meaning 2 feet to the left or right, or better still as close to the post as possible. Not literally not there, christ. If the ball hits the ref in the middle of the field then fair enough. Not when their job is not on the field. How many times has a zebra holding a line marker in the NFL knocked a ball back into play? Zero. Solution: the umpire should stay the [censored] out of the way. If he can't, he makes a simple judgement call and says a ball travelling 50kmh that just hit me was going through the goals, it's a goal. Simples.

Now that would bring some entertainment. Players trying to ping the goal umpires from point blank range for bonus points. I'd like to see that.

It's a completely moronic rule. If he wasn't there it was going in, so call it a goal. Same with when it hits a boundary umpire and stays in, logic and common sense says it was going out, so call it out. There's the odd chance a flash hurricane may appear and blow the ball back into the field of play, so perhaps they have the rule right...

I agree. The AFL should also provide a time machine so when Beverage stopped the play he could send Libba back in time 2 minutes as to not do his knee.

He never does.

Travis Boak.

Beau Waters retired when he heard Nev Jetta made the squad. The Eagles also asked MFC if they could borrow our training bubbles when they heard the news.

From October until March I like to forget that umpires exist, I nearly made it, but you've ruined it.

You're struggling if you need a visual gag explained.

Before I got on Demonland at about 12:30, my exact thought was "better check Demonland and see what devastating injury probably happened today" It's that [censored] predictable.

We don't have anyone to play on Malceski. So send Jetta down there to take him out in the first few minutes.

She has a point though, he's done very little in 5 years, and now having missed a big chunk of this preseason he gets one of Curry & Beer's golden tickets. Let's reserve judgement until 2016 and so on...

FFS, skim through the thread, read the training reports, GTFO. It's that easy if you don't want to deal with the rest of the BS. Personally, I like reading it all. Since these forums started there have been great training reports, and there will be until the end. One guy retiring for 7 minutes on a February afternoon ain't gunna change that. For all of you that do training reports now, and in the future, your efforts are and will be appreciated no matter what the content is.

I know they call him Dunny, but this is a bit much. Could've given him some reading material at least.

Probably plenty. Why, because people have favourites and would rather suck up their arse than have a team comitted to doing the team things.

Jack Grimes needs to put his jumper back on.

Of course, that makes sense. Thanks again for the report.

Hopefully they implement this on game day.

Maybe wishing injury on someone does work. I won't do it to anyone else from now on.

Thanks for the report... What do you mean by this?

The Jack Viney tackle sequence is great.

Appreciate the efforts fellas, good readin'.

Marat always has my heart, Smithy!