Demonstone

A bloke I know had that emblem tattooed on his calf. To make a bad situation worse, the quality of the artwork was terrible.

You're not wrong. I reckon Casey Demons would roll them.

Curnow would be enticing, but I couldn't go past Bontempelli.

Mentha has #39, worn last year by Tholstrup who has moved to #12 this year.

This is another example of AI taking over. Absolute Idjits get sucked in every year by practice match form.

I'm betting (see what I did there) you've posted that Hamish clip in the wrong thread, @Little Goffy!

As Punter To Punter (R.I.P.) often told us, "We're not encouraging you to gamble. We're encouraging you Tibet".

They might be our socks sponsor. Socks go on legos.

Me too. I wouldn't have any idea about how to pronounce "Sjai".

Are you doubting Thomas?

You trying to get blocked?

You have to have sympathy for the poor devil.

I'll watch Melbourne Storm games without taking much interest in other games or the sport in general.

"Hendo marks!" doesn't quite have the same ring to it, though.

You've got my vote, notwithstanding that it was Robert Harvey's nick way back when.

Absence of alliteration alters all allusions.

"Bison" is Mitch Marsh. Langford deserves a nickname of his own.

Hawthorn have a big Battle on their hands.

He's well past his best, having peaked in 2000.

They also left out my rating, which is 20. Like Shane McAdam, I won't be playing for Melbourne this year.

I'm sure that @old dee remembers it fondly. After all, it was the year that he finally retired from the work force and was able to collect the Aged Pension.

Lou never penned a line in his life, but relied on a ghostwriter* throughout his newspaper career (most notably Tom Prior and later on Greg Baum). That particular headline would have been written by a sub editor. * nb - NOT the @Ghostwriter we Demonlanders rely upon.

I'd welcome a win in our first game against GWS by any margin ... even a Bee's D.

28 days, I think @waynewussell. Bring it on.

A vegetarian diet may have Culley flower. sorry