Demonstone

Houston's damaged goods now.

No surprises about the identify of the handful of Demonland posters who are determined to look for the dark cloud surrounding the silver lining of both Max and Jack re-signing.

Try watching a grisly murder. There's usually no bears involved in those.

Wait no longer. The request has been made. Go home. The other trolls are finding life under the bridge a bit lonely without you.

Geez Louise, did Luker run over your dog or steal your girlfriend or something? You wrote him off the instant he was drafted and have been sticking the boots into him ever since. How about we give the kid a chance?

The initials are a bit of a giveaway. Kyah Farris-White.

Nah, there's no hint of a calf injury.

The posts referring to herbs hint strongly at what is playing out here. They are a veiled reference to the eleven secret herbs and spices used by KFC and an obvious clue that Tracc will be traded to the Bulldogs and part of the deal is that we get Ryley Sanders and Jack Macrae (#11) in return.

Mint!

That's the closest we've had to a sage post. About thyme, too.

I thought it was the other way around.

Is he the Wright person for the job?

Commodores, if you don't mind!

I just did a word count on this thread (took a while, too) and you won't be surprised by the results. The word that appears most frequently, and by a considerable margin, is IF. Can somebody let me know if any facts ever emerge?

When he makes his debut for MFC, I really want to see Darren Kowal present his jumper.

Collingwood's fate is sealed already. They're gorn, as their current premiership price of $501 would indicate.

Their finals bid is dead and buried already with Carlton's mauling of WCE. Let's beat them anyway.

If I've read the ladder correctly, Fremantle make the eight if they beat Port next week and any of Carlton (v St Kilda), Hawthorn (v North) or Footscray (v GWS) lose. They're in with a show but have to win to be any chance.

Don't be such a pessimist. 2021/25/26/27 equals FOUR time premiership captain!

I endorse this comment, Hero Lucifers.

Who's copping more grief right now? MFC or Raygun? The pile on is over the top in both cases.

I hear the sound of a banjo tuning up ... and I'm not watching 'Deliverance' either.

It's not easy to follow up something as deep and meaningful as 'Awopbopaloomopalopbombom'.

Demonland this week ...