Demonstone

Dunno about you lot, but those ads scared the bejeezus out of me and had a lasting impact. I've never been ten-pin bowling since.

Must confess I got pretty ripped myself last night.

Whoever wrote that tripe is clearly a Caring Understanding Nineties Type.

What if we got the Kardashians to run it and rename it Booty Camp? The players might give that a crack.

Might need new batteries in your calculator, BAMF.

I hereby dub him "Wee Charlie Spargo". There hasn't been one since the days of Georgie Bisset.

Harrison? Petty? Are we trying to re-unite the Travelling Wilburys here?

Don't forget it would be a seller's market. In the instance you've provided, "we" would have something "they" want badly and they would have to pay handsomely to get it. It could work to the advantage of the lower team . Jake Spencer for a first or second round pick to a team with all its ruckmen injured? I'd take it.

Surely both teams would have to agree to a trade. It wouldn't be compulsory to trade a player away if you didn't want to or if you thought the deal was not to your team's advantage.

I think it's Andy Moir he's related to. Andy wore 29.

Remember when Harry asked if he could sew his number 8 on sideways so that it became the 'infinity' symbol?

Yes, there will be multiple serious injuries if the ball is thrown up. FFS. Won't somebody please think of the childen.

I think it's a terrible reason if it keeps potentially good umpires out of the game.

Ours is the only game in the world that requires a match official to execute a difficult skill to begin proceedings. Get rid of it and nobody will even notice the difference.

No can do, the software won't let me. Have to wait until GOTO has time.

12. Good 'Evans! That's correct. Thank you linesmen, thank you ballboys and I hope you've had a bit of fun.

Not Godders ... I've practically given you the answer!

Good heavens above! Only Q12 to go and we can put this folly to rest and I can get back to what passes for a life.

6. Jack Grimes correct. Stern = Grim plus directions (East and South) = Grimes. I thought this was a gimme!

No, no and no again.

He's done it again! Matches = Fitz (fits) + Patrick (Danger/field). The punctuation is a classic cryptic misdirection. Two left thrillseekers, namely 6 (easy) and 12 (tougher).

No to both.

Not Blease. Nothing to do with readheads/matches at all.

In case you're wondering about Q4, second rate = B (b-grade, b-list, b-movie) + Collingwood hack = Ray Shaw.