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I really hope they don't do this. We need Western Australia. It's somewhere to keep the West Australians.

Try asking at Carlton. They're fond of a fiddle.

Well there you go. I never realised that Henry was indigenous. Have to be a brave man to take on Big Carl!

Just remembered another. Les "Lally" Bamblett won the Under 19s Morrish Medal then had one undistinguished year in the seniors and ended being traded to Footscray in return for Steven "Strawbs" O'Dwyer. He kicked 51 goals for The Dogs in his second year before his career was ruined by injury.

You talking about Scott Chisholm, JJC? I think the only ones that haven't been mentioned are the Cockatoo-Collins twins (and not without reason).

I call BS.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Please be careful. There’s a link going around for a stream of Bono from U2 doing a live gig from his home. Do NOT click the link! It will take you to a stream of Bono from U2 doing a live gig from his home.

You should let Gus Brayshaw peel your onions, old dee. ?

Is that the AFL or the (soccer) A League or Rugby League, Cards?

This is a bit premature. April Fools Day isn't until Wednesday.

Ooooh, a hyphenated surname. That's a good start!

How's Leanne Edelsten looking these days?

Reckon I'd rather drench my eyes with sanitiser than watch either of those horror shows again.

Come again? Well, somebody had to say it.

You're not wrong Luci, some people are even taking my posts seriously! Think we're all becoming a little stir crazy.?

I'd just like to congratulate Jumping Jack Clennett for being the first to ever use that wonderful word "vicissitude" in a post.

We'd have 28 premierships! 28!!! And Patrick Cripps!

We could merge with Carlton and call ourselves Melton... (ducks for cover!) ?

And I think we all know where that thumb's firmly inserted.

I thought his nickname was 'Dirty'.

Keeping his finger on the pulse?

OK, we're all a bit bored here so, further to that Peter Marquis post and veering completely off topic, I've gone the extra mile and come up with a cricket team for your consideration. In batting order, they are Nathan Jones, David Hasselhoff, Sid Vicious, Shane MacGowan, Waylon Smithers, Peter Marquis, Damien Monkhorst, Bill Dunk, Lou Reed, Colin Miller and Scarlett Johansson. Or, if you prefer, Chunky, Hunky, Punky, Drunky, Flunky, Trunky, Monkey, Dunky, Junky, Funky and Spunky. Phew!

50s star Peter Marquis was nicknamed "Trunky". I have no idea why.

Come on mate, it's obvious that you've either just made this up yourself or you've re-posted something from a dodgy source that you believe or wish to be true.

Either that or complete fiction.