Demonstone

Jordan

That qualifies for a lifetime ban, binman.

I'd be confident that there is hardly any money being bet on North this week.

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Sideshow Mel(ksham) I reckon.

If he plays the game as it should be played, Geelong might be interested.

Casey would have had to "start" around Christmas time to give birth in late September.

The same Kade Simpson who turns 37 next week?

I've seen Jordon's contract and it includes a clause that stipulates that he gets a $100 bonus each and every time somebody spells his name wrong. I mean, it's great that he's signed and all that, but this is going to send the Club broke.

100 to one on is ridiculous odds in a two horse race, even in this contest where one of the horses is a thoroughbred champion and the other is a Shetland pony.

As long as they do it from a distance. I'd be happy to see them far cough.

Hard to believe that a Richmond fan would get this wrong. ?

They still do. Great band!

Paging @Rod Grinter Riot Squad

Please tell me his nickname is "Shin".

Disagree. There's plenty in the queue in front of Majak, romantic as the notion may be.

I have every confidence we'll pouch those Roos.

Come on mate, enough of the Tasmanian jokes. You'll upset Nasher and Clintosaurus et al.

Next time he has a go, tell him that the Police can never solve murders in Collingwood. He'll ask why. You can then explain it's because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same. Finish him off with an Addams Family song: "Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all (bonk) one another, the Magpie family".

Oh dear. Even Footywire can't spell Jordon properly! ?

The good news is that one of them will lose. The bad news is that one of them will win. Draw please!

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I can forgive a typo but he's been spelling it like that for weeks now. It's my new crusade!!

I remember even further back when he was in The Easybeats. Thankfully that's not us any more.

* Tomlinson