Demonstone

Col!! You been on the Weed, man? Or too many Jackson cokes?

I'm sure that if the roles were reversed and it was Hawkins who was injured, Demonlanders would be adamant that it was an accident and that May had no case to answer.

* Jordon

Double negative. Brown not ready yet and Petty a long way ahead of Majak.

More probable that we beat them IMO.

* Jordon

Sparrow's the sub today.

Taken too soon.

Just missed out on the telegram from his missus.

The only name I can't see is Melksham, which would indicate he is either an inclusion in the senior side or will be sub.

I agree Wheels, he looks the goods at this early stage. Do you remember his father Daryl who played 13 games for us in 1984-86?

It's not unheard of.

I think it's human nature that, when confronted with an idea that's new and radical, to have a knee jerk reaction of looking for possible faults/negatives and automatically rejecting the concept. Having given this proposal some thought, I believe is is not without merit. My two cents.

Who do posters think might be our and other sides' natural "rival"? Traditionally for us it was Collingwood, but a lot of other clubs would probably think the same. I could see the interstate teams playing each other, maybe Hawthorn v Geelong and North v Bulldogs but as for the rest?

You'd think they'd be naturals at the sux-sux-sux starting formation.

Not many people would know that, apart from his football achievements, Checker also inspired Johnny Rotten to write that famous chorus "No fuchsias, no fuchsias, no fuchsias for me".

This won't please members of The Flat Earth Society. They have members all around the globe, you know.

I heard him described as "the rock under which the spiders were hiding".

I thought it may have something to do with Oscar.

Wasn't he subbed out with injury on Monday? May not be playing this week.

Two first names is not uncommon these days. Just ask Cameron Bruce, Clayton Oliver, Bailey Laurie and even James Jordon.

Done, and it didn't take long at all. I would be interested in seeing the results of this survey if they are able to be published here.

I think he may have worn a protective device (in a nutshell).

It's the work of those dastardly Ballsheviks I suspect.

Unfortunately not eligible Rusty as he played more than ten games last year. edit: snap