Demonstone

I don't know how Johnson was even getting a game in the first place.

But that would make him 136cm, or a bit under four foot six in the old money. That's much too short to be an AFL player, no matter how good he might be.

Was the stop/slow bat he was using made in Wuhan?

I'd be happy to win our next seven, but winning round 1 of 2022 would also be nice.

Only if we bring back Bohdan as his assistant.

He could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

One night in about 1978 I was awoken late at night by a loud crash. Chad, in a state of extremely advanced relaxation (munted) after a gig, had driven his car straight into the brick front fence of a house a couple of doors away!

No we're not. The Bulldogs, on the other hand ...

There have been a number of disturbing rumours floating around regarding Bulldogs players. I cannot verify if any of these have any truth at all to them, but among the ones I've heard only this week are: Bailey Smith regularly prank calls pizza deliveries but only to his own house because that’s the only address he knows. Tom Liberatore went and saw Mamma Mia because he thought it was going to be about Italian food. Lachie Hunter is scared of ice cream. Josh Bruce does the Abbey Road thing at every pedestrian crossing he sees until at least four cars beep their horn. Caleb Daniel only volunteered to do talks at women’s prisons after seeing some [censored] on Orange Is The New Black. Tim English has a tattoo of Winnie the Pooh holding a balloon. Jack Macrae has fifteen cats and his house stinks. Josh Dunkley got his Huawei phone stuck playing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne and smashed it to bits in a rage. The Chinese spy monitoring the phone got a bit shocked because that song is considered a banger where he is from. Aaron Naughton is allergic to lycra and every waking moment for him is pure agony. Easton Wood is still banned from Myspace. Zaine Cordy holds one-person pro-climate change rallies in his bedroom.

If you reckon things are bad now, just wait another 20 or 30 years when the place is being run by kids who were home schooled by alcoholics.

Bump. (Free kick Hawthorn)

Look on the bright side! We're on top of the ladder and our percentage is now irrelevant.

Is there meant to be a space there?

For those who came in late, here's Crompton's Cruel Cryptic ... Here is a team of past Melbourne players. This team is a little old fashioned as it only has 2 interchange players, and there are some names from very long ago. I spent (wasted) a whole afternoon trying to put this together, so i will be dejected if someone gets this "discombobulation" too quickly. B. Billy Deans Tassie Johnson John Beckwith HB. Frank Davis Joe Pearce Tony Sullivan C. Robert Flower George Bickford Stan Alves HF. Andrew Obst Earl Spalding Scott Thompson F. John Lord Fred Fanning Bob Johnson R. Jim Stynes Paul Wheatley Hassa Mann INT. Arthur Sowden Bill Allen Not one but two things link this team – one football related and one not. What are these 2 links?

If it's already been solved by two posters, it might be time to reveal the answer, put the rest of us dunderheads out of our misery and shift the focus to Crompton's double bunger. Personally, I'm suffering a little brainteaser overload so will hold off posting another for a week or two.

My copy arrived this morning, just in time to keep me company in front of the fire during this wintry lockdown.

Nicky Buckley, who I met when I was on "Sale Of The Century", is indeed a Melbourne tragic. She was our Number One Woman Ticketholder for four years back in the early 2000s until being replaced in this role by Terry Bracks, wife of the then Premier of Victoria.

Not just politicians, unfortunately.

Possibly a relative of Allan Jeans?

The time has passed for PMs which means I can now make a fool of myself in public. Could it be that they all share first names that sound like the first names of basketballers?

I think you're suggesting we need a "Suffer In Yer Jocks" emoticon.

Seeing as I was wrong, I can share my incorrect answer and prevent anybody else falling for the same trap. I thought all the players had at some stage suffered either a knee reco, a broken leg or a serious leg injury. Looks like I haven't got a leg to stand on!

I hadn't cracked it when I posted that, but I think I may have just found the answer and have sent a PM.

Your one is good 'un, WCW. Quality over quantity I reckon!

It's nice to have others putting up their puzzles as it gives me a chance to play. You should be warned that I still have another ten or so of my mindbenders in the bank!