Chook

Turning it over 17% of the time probably qualifies as "a few." He's not been impeccable with his disposal this game, and to argue otherwise would be moronic.

As good as we've been, we still haven't won a quarter this year.

Is anyone else really worried about Rohan Bail?

I never do this, but I just can't stop myself from correcting you on your inexplicable usage of the word "passed" when you really mean "past." The English language deserves better than that, and so do we.

He's not that bad!

Stynes was doing all right until he upped and died, and I'm sure that was just as inconvenient for him as it was for the Club.

What about Stynes' Green?

Looks like a braver, more skilful version of Cale Morton.

Get a load of the first quarter of the Essendon / Fremantle game. Melbourne: Causing Teams to Get Ahead of Themselves Since 2007

Trust each other

The analogy works better if you imagine giving the money to a farmer who buys seeds without having the water to grow them with. "Melbourne's current on-field problems were largely of its own making." How is that relevant? It's not for other clubs to cast judgments on the football operations of our club, nor is our poor performance any more tolerable because we have been the cause of our own suffering.

They don't hand out premierships in April, and they sure as hell don't hand out priority picks then either. But if our form continues, we won't win a game and will end the year having been outscored by over a thousand points. So yes, we would definitely need a priority pick in that case.

So in WYL's world, illegal recreational drugs can fix broken bones. Who knew?

I hope they didn't shave this week. Concentrate on their football instead of looking in the mirror to see how good the shave is.

For anyone complaining about Blease being dropped, he had about 2 possessions last week.

I think the absolute best thing this club could possibly do is hire James McDonald as our midfield coach as soon as possible, for all the reasons you just mentioned.

What name will you choose on your return?

But has he grown a beard?

Am I the only one who's glad Garry Lyon has finally decided to keep his nose out of our business?

Yeah, they all have turd flu.

Dear Don, Leave Jesse Hogan out of this. Love those of us who have bought enough false hope to last us a lifetime.

Da fence is something you sit on before realizing Colin Sylvia doesn't have what it takes.

With friends like yours who needs enemies, am I right?

According to the coach, Jack Watts was ill in addition to playing poorly.

Irrelevant, since it was better than last week.