Chook

Works super hard. Makes contest after contest. He's no Hogan, but then...who is?

Angus Brayshaw will be our first truly elite homegrown midfielder since Cameron Bruce c.2014. Hopefully it lasts longer than 3 weeks though.

There's a bit of Mitch Clark c.2012 about the way Max Gawn is going for his marks today. Love it.

Why recruit for specific needs when there's the Fyfe mold? Seems to me that the Fyfe mold renders all others obsolete.

Watched his first game as a skinny runt of a forward running around like a chicken with his head cut off against the Dockers at the MCG under Danners. Never thought he'd make it. He still kind of hasn't. Still, he's played 150 more games of footy than me, so...congrats on that one.

It's the Paul Roos Reality Distortion Field. Nothing is ever his fault.

We have a spare man who is unable to even kill a ball on the goal line so that we can give Collingwood free reign across our forward 50. Nice coaching Roosy.

Jack Watts. Get around him.

Our ability to lock the ball into our forward line is almost nonexistent.

And why? Because the rest of our backline expects them to do it all alone.

Jeremy Howe is useless and obviously doesn't care...

I think the Demonland wrist-slitting will give us enough spilled blood. We probably won't need any more.

Bernie Vince vs the Doggies.

Doesn't matter. They won a bloody premiership between then and now.

Fox Footy is currently showing the 2010 draw. Basically no one playing in that game is still around for us—and I'm not just talking about our veterans; all our youngsters have been delisted. EDIT: And now they just crossed to Dean Bailey in the Coaches' Box

Mark Neeld looks so much like Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" that it's almost unbelievable.

...donate $100 to MND research.

When was the last time we were down and out but got saved by Nathan Jones?

"Neeldy never hugged me and sometimes he was mean..." "I just feel like I don't deserve to win after Chris made that joke..." "My desk reminds me of the Bad Old Days..."

"Thanks for the Premierships. Can you help us win another one? No? Ok then, see ya later. Oh, wait. You can help us win another one? Ok, welcome aboard."

Anyone who has enough sour grapes to not want Judd at our club because he went to Carlton doesn't deserve to see Melbourne be successful.

Brevity is the soul of depressingness. Having said that, I wish we could have done things differently after the 2010 season.

A meme may be worth 1,000,000 likes but it's not worth much more than the space of single tweet.

Paul Roos should be absolutely fuming at half-time. Pathetic last 15 minutes from us. Pathetic.