The Jackson FIX

I hope his footy is infinitely better than his social media content. Deadset cringe

He’s a tall-ish inside mid.

Part of the Grundy trade. Swap of late 4ths and some back office staff

Kade Chandler. Too good for VFL.

I deserve a lifetime membership to Dan Murphy’s after my contribution to their bottom line that evening

The other one in this category I roughly remember was people being worried that Caleb Serong physical ceiling was low because he was very strong at a young age

Oliver scenario was rare. edit: he was clearly out of shape. I read this scenario as being ‘he is a already man - has he reached his ceiling early’

Double-barrelled surnames are annoying to shout out at a game. I’m gunna call him TWO DADS

may the tales and reputations-made in that 9 minute burst grow wildly as we age. There is no place in this world for pragmatic debate about that small period of wondery.

Peter Bell will be in his ear like Slugworth before he even leaves the building on draft night

I have it on good authority they’re strongly considering welcoming back Nick Riewoldt, BJ and Lenny Hayes as players. Baldock has also been discussed although there is some debate at board level about his ability to run both ways in Lyon’s game plan

I would argue our current set-up in the city has far more appeal to most players than a first-class set up down at Casey. It’s 30km further away from the city than Dingley - there aren’t many young blokes earning plenty of $$ that have much interest in being primarily based 30km past Dingley

Before anyone asks: no, we shouldn’t take a look at him.

Would he be a Dutchy? Or Ned?

Just as long as he doesn’t end up there in 12 months for a future 4th rounder

Graeme Wright on record as saying their high-investment in ruckmen was at odds with their list profile strategy. It wasn’t necessarily just to clear cap-space, it was to redress the balance of the list (in line with their list strategy)

I believe the club has sent he and Ed Langdon to Italy to work on their goalkicking

Schaq + Hunter - the false-prophet = +1

Finally assembling a side capable of kicking a goal in the first half of the 2018 preliminary final.

We now have 24 players who played in the 2021 Grand Final on our list. We had 23 on the day the game was played.

Rendition of FREED FROM DESIRE from Lachie on his socials would be the ultimate troll

No deals to be done until 3pm. Then the period closes at 7.30pm

My 4yo walks around the house singing 🎶 Steel and mesh steel and mesh, when you’re looking for the best, there’s one place to go, that’s Walters with than O! 🎶

I think people recognise he is a big picture innovator (e.g Diamond defence in ‘18), he’s just not particularly flexible/adaptive in the short term (e.g no changes to sides late last yr + Petty going forward only when the game was lost).

Great movie.