The Jackson FIX

They’re hardly Robinson Crusoe on this

He’s more advanced than that. Been training with a functional trainer called Max Pertzel for at least the last few weeks and judging by their socials he seems to be lifting decent weights already.

The mind boggles how he won an award for journalism.

I’m not sure if finally developing a home base for the oldest professional football team in the country he governs is a stupid enough idea to qualify for Albo’s support

Isn’t Hind delisted and Stringer on the way out? Doesn’t feel like there is a lot in this…

I don’t think that is correct… or at least he wasn’t on the article showing 2024 free agents on the AFL site

Is our 2nd rounder about the right price? I haven’t seen lots of him although watched closely as he carved us up late in the year.

They can’t read/write particularly well but a collection of indignant cave drawings of a similar theme has been discovered

You’d be pretty disappointed if you wasted even a micro-payment on that article

… what a boring article.

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Feel like you’ve just described our entire incumbent forward line. He’d fit right in!

Neither are particularly quick, but that’s about all they have in common

Be careful what you wish for - the list of assistant coaches in the waiting don’t look particularly attractive at the moment… West Coast’s shortlist looks proper yuck

This might be your priority but I think you’ll find it isn’t the clubs

Hate to break it to you but this ain’t gonna happen. Not even a possibility in any universe.

Is this opinion or something you’ve heard from someone who might know?

Extending the trading of future draft picks to 2 yrs is the possible/likely catalyst. Haven’t don’t the maths but how the introduction of Tassie impacts future draft pick order would be interesting…

Seemingly well behind on our KPIs though

I just don’t know whether the return is greater than the risk in any potential play for Tim…. from both the player’s and the club’s point of view.

Where is Ben Camporeale rated now?

This reads like Gutnick & Daniher ‘lifted us’ to a prelim. We made the prelim in ‘94 under Balme.

What is Green’s job outside footy?

Also reliably told Joe informed Brad to explore Jewish AND non-Jewish options as a replacement coach

Apparently the topic of conversation shifted to Harrison Petty over dessert, with Joe adamant he should be moved back. Green was seen feverishly taking notes on a Smiggle notebook.