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Maybe he’ll get caught in the big net St Kilda are currently trawling the AFL landscape with.

I like the idea of him playing out his days in relative obscurity if he does go but can you see The Brand running around in front of 5,000 spectators every second week out there in falafel land?

So, NB gets the AFL to blink two years early but we botched our coaching decision because we couldn’t wait two days? Aye, right ye are.

True. It just looks like they are 😂

Was he hounded out?

Whoopee doo.

Don't mind the salmon and grey kit but they really need to sort out the logo.

This guy has done everything in the game except lead his own AFL side and by all accounts had a terrific interview. There are no guarantees in life anyway so I'm just excited to see what he will bring to our famous football club. As for NB, if he really was our guy we would have waited another week. Or wouldn't have interviewed anyone else. The media anointed him our next coach, not the panel we assembled and like everyone not employed by the MFC he will continue take up 0% of my thoughts.

Clubs create all sorts of ways to boost their “membership” numbers. There’s been mentions on here of local junior clubs getting free memberships. In which parallel universe does GWS have close to 40k members? There’s barely 4K of their own supporters at any of their home games.

The guy isn't right in the head. Will likely go off the rails at some point when he doesn't have the GFC to babysit him.

Good. We don't want anyone from Collingwood anyway. Oh, wait a second.........

Who cares. He doesn’t play for us.

It all turned sour very quickly for Cream.

He was spotted earlier today touring the Caulfield Racecourse car park with Greenie. Both wearing augmented reality glasses.

They should just give everyone a Season 2025 Participation Certificate.

Time to turn off now before First Cråp with Larry, Mo and Curly comes on.

Fair play to GC. It only took 350 1st round draft picks.

Are all the GC supporters the same WC ones that barracked for us in the 2021 GF?

LOL. Freo, we've won hee-haw, we are the Freo Dockers. 😂

Any chance the two dîckheåds commentating could just concentrate on calling the game instead of being Frankston fanboys.

Geez the lighting at the round is really ordinary. Hard to watch online.

Where the only winner would be apathy.

Gee whizz. All the teams we love to hate won. I can easily see Hawthorn rolling Adelaide next week.