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Adam Cerra wanted to come to us after the 2021 GF but we didn't have the picks to satisfy Fremantle so he ended up at Carlton, who did. On the face of it we appear to be the best placed to help GC get what they want and vice versa. GC might want to be careful what they wish for. They could miss out on The Brand © and end up unsettling their own key player in process.

If The Brand © is reading this then he's probably just spat out his morning Brand Flakes ©

Sweet Jesus. Please let something happen today so we don't have to read the same arguments being made a hundred times over by the same people. 🙏

Can I buy a vowel?

Jesus. Are we still arguing the toss about this.

As regards to the idea of this being a compromised draft, surely the northern academy picks are irrelevant because we're not getting them anyway. It's really the compensation picks and the possibility of another club swooping in to nab a talented kid we've had our eye on that's the problem. I've never actually understood why the AFL have to compromise the draft by giving the club that's losing a player a pick anyway. Can't it just be left for the two clubs to sort out themselves? If team A wants a player from team B then they have to give up something back that's comparable. If they don't then they aren't getting them. It shouldn't end up with one team jumping the queue in the draft.

We're probably a little two left feet heavy.

People have been known to have stopovers on their long haul flights. Maybe he's a frequent flyer member with Star Alliance or Skyteam as both UA and DL fly SYD - LAX. Or maybe he just hates QF. More importantly though I hope he's wiped his browser searches and social media presence before he gets to immigration or he might be visiting El Salvador as well.

I saw much of the game online last night and we're such a good watch. Too many good players to mention. I hope Tayla Harris doesn't go looking for greener pastures again next year as I love her crash and bash. Paxy might be a little slower these days but she can still stick a tackle and has really quick hands.

Surely there's no way The Brand © nominates GC without an agreement in place for Humphrey to come to us?

"Come and join us Claz. You'd be an angel compared to this piece of human excrement we picked up from Essendon last year"

If the trigger for a third year is that he has to flatten Maynard in a football act sometime during his first two years then I'm onboard.

He followed him down the street earlier today.

Looks like Clarry's ship has finally sailed.

Ned and Max both had mont blancs, Kingy a dirty chai and Richo a large flat white.

In which parallel universe?

From this day forth she will be known to me as Brandgelina ©

Have to say I'm pretty relaxed about The Brand © wearing that monstrosity of a guernsey in front of two guys and a dog at a footballing backwater. If they ever do win a flag all of 23 people will care.

Maybe gone up to Goody's for a cuddle.

Looking forward to what today brings on the Cirque de Trac tour.

WERRIDEE'S best 23 should be dropping soon.

Gridlocked on the M1 northbound. Now with a police escort.

Live chopper footage as The Brand © makes his way from the airport to Metricon.

They're gonna have to start subdividing all these farms soon.