Rab D Nesbitt

If the trigger for a third year is that he has to flatten Maynard in a football act sometime during his first two years then I'm onboard.

He followed him down the street earlier today.

Looks like Clarry's ship has finally sailed.

Ned and Max both had mont blancs, Kingy a dirty chai and Richo a large flat white.

In which parallel universe?

From this day forth she will be known to me as Brandgelina ©

Have to say I'm pretty relaxed about The Brand © wearing that monstrosity of a guernsey in front of two guys and a dog at a footballing backwater. If they ever do win a flag all of 23 people will care.

Maybe gone up to Goody's for a cuddle.

Looking forward to what today brings on the Cirque de Trac tour.

WERRIDEE'S best 23 should be dropping soon.

Gridlocked on the M1 northbound. Now with a police escort.

Live chopper footage as The Brand © makes his way from the airport to Metricon.

Has the guy got his own travelling press corp? Next stop the Goldie on the Brand & Brandgelina Royal Tour.

Jesus. So it’s the club’s fault. Get the violins out for this bloke. Cry me a river.

This is the only hat I'd take off for Freo, TL.

Hold my beer Disco. I predicted pre-season that we'd win the next two flags 😂

You're right. I shouldn't have retailated. That's on me. You do need to pull your head in though. This is generally a good forum and not everyone appreciates your banter.

Says the world’s only living brain donor.

Pretty obvious now that he did try and get out the door last year too. I’m not buying that he was trying to instigate change from within.

Sounds like it's definitely sayonara then.

Perhaps Adelaide is just the first pitstop on the Tour de Brand itinerary. Being the big fish in a small pond might suit him.

I don't know about Casey Bobo but there are already reports of domestic staff being sent out to blockade High Street in Armadale.

Good to see we're all taking it so well.