Rab D Nesbitt

We're probably a little two left feet heavy.

People have been known to have stopovers on their long haul flights. Maybe he's a frequent flyer member with Star Alliance or Skyteam as both UA and DL fly SYD - LAX. Or maybe he just hates QF. More importantly though I hope he's wiped his browser searches and social media presence before he gets to immigration or he might be visiting El Salvador as well.

I saw much of the game online last night and we're such a good watch. Too many good players to mention. I hope Tayla Harris doesn't go looking for greener pastures again next year as I love her crash and bash. Paxy might be a little slower these days but she can still stick a tackle and has really quick hands.

Surely there's no way The Brand © nominates GC without an agreement in place for Humphrey to come to us?

"Come and join us Claz. You'd be an angel compared to this piece of human excrement we picked up from Essendon last year"

If the trigger for a third year is that he has to flatten Maynard in a football act sometime during his first two years then I'm onboard.

He followed him down the street earlier today.

Looks like Clarry's ship has finally sailed.

Ned and Max both had mont blancs, Kingy a dirty chai and Richo a large flat white.

In which parallel universe?

From this day forth she will be known to me as Brandgelina ©

Have to say I'm pretty relaxed about The Brand © wearing that monstrosity of a guernsey in front of two guys and a dog at a footballing backwater. If they ever do win a flag all of 23 people will care.

Maybe gone up to Goody's for a cuddle.

Looking forward to what today brings on the Cirque de Trac tour.

WERRIDEE'S best 23 should be dropping soon.

Gridlocked on the M1 northbound. Now with a police escort.

Live chopper footage as The Brand © makes his way from the airport to Metricon.

Has the guy got his own travelling press corp? Next stop the Goldie on the Brand & Brandgelina Royal Tour.

Jesus. So it’s the club’s fault. Get the violins out for this bloke. Cry me a river.

This is the only hat I'd take off for Freo, TL.

Hold my beer Disco. I predicted pre-season that we'd win the next two flags 😂

You're right. I shouldn't have retailated. That's on me. You do need to pull your head in though. This is generally a good forum and not everyone appreciates your banter.

Says the world’s only living brain donor.

Pretty obvious now that he did try and get out the door last year too. I’m not buying that he was trying to instigate change from within.