Rab D Nesbitt

To be fair you could be a grandmother in Liverpool and still be under 40.

I thought the idea was to throw out a big aspirational target like 75,000 in December and reach it by flogging as many mickey mouse 1, 2 or 3 game "memberships" for pennies in July in order to reach it just before the AFL deadline.

Not quite in Wayne Rooney's league though DD.

If we merged all of the threads relating to our forward line issues and printed them out it would stretch as far as the planet Jupiter.

He should have been named head of human development.

When asked about this on his regular spot on MMM today Max said, "is anyone worth three draft picks?" 🤦‍♂️

Mrs J found some of Kelsey's undergarments in the weekly wash he dropped off and the S has hit the proverbial F.

Cranbourne 'aint no Garden of Eden TC. They do have a Royal Botanical Garden but it's pretty rubbish.

Shouldn't there be a snake in there somewhere daisy?

Really sad to see him move to the dark side. Still, when you live in Moonee Ponds Tullamarine is a helluva lot closer than Cranbourne.

We need someone to hang Dogga's old jumper over the race when Freo run out at the G in round 6.

He's as dumb as a brick but I'd love him to take over from Maxy when he hangs up the boots.

Looked like a blowout on the cards at half time but all things considered it was a good workout. Clarry's 3rd off his left peg was the highlight for mine. Jibba has no conviction when kicking for goal. A round 1 debut for on the cards AJ?

The jumper we're wearing today does look OK.

I'm not a fan of tattoos but that sounds horrendous. Wasn't the emblem Jimmy's own creation? Given enough room I'm convinced he would have squeezed in a boomerang, an irish flag and a meat pie as well.

I like the current emblem. The worst was the dog's breakfast of one we had during Jimmy's time as president.

"Fremantle or West Coast or any other club can come up with three first round draft picks or he’s not going anywhere. I can tell you that – he’s not going anywhere unless we as a club get a deal we want.” Can we please post this on the club socials to see if Kozzie likes it?

No Prestia. Did he get another soft tissue injury walking from his car to the ground?

That wouldn't surprise me GD's. The Portsea of it's day.

By the header I just assumed in the interests of transparency the AFL had changed their name to AFL Betting.

That's interesting OD. Your story reminded me of when I was a kid back home and one summer we had the Gordon Highlander regiment (which doesn't exist any more) practicing manoeuvres in our town before being deployed in Northern Ireland at the height of the troubles. I remember one of them hiding behind a hedge in our front garden in full gear with a rifle. Nowadays army manoeuvres in Dandenong would be good practice for deployment in Afghanistan.

I wonder if the ground he was being filmed at was Shepley Oval, home of the old Dandenong Redlegs. Interesting how places like Dandenong and Rowville are considered to be Vic Country for representative footy. Maybe the boundary is based on the first edition of the Melways.

We're three defenders down already then. Not good.

My only surprise is that they didn't include the odds with an accompanying link to sportsbet.

Got a nice shady spot under a tree in the outer. It’s a gorgeous morning to watch the footy but a hot one if you’re playing.