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What are the commentators' obsession with Essendon 'winning' the game after quarter time?

Deary me. Who was the DH in Kingy's presser that asked if Jack Steele keeps his place next week?

Who does Maxy take to the cleaners next week?

My mum went to high school with serial murderer Dennis Nilsen. Doesn't mean any of them were friends.

186 alert.

LOL, yes itis biggestred. 5ft high and around 20 metres long in vivid white. The pickets are so close together that trying to paint the sides of each one is a complete mare.

Stuff watching this rubbish. I'm going back to paint the front fence.

Richmond are insipid. I guess the writing was on the wall when they couldn't mow down Carlton after giving them a six goal head start.

From the online articles already released one of the WAG’s on the call has been speaking to TM. If, as stated this was out of concern for the couple’s privacy being breached I don’t know how leaking it to one of the biggest mouths in the game helps in any way.

Quite a few Boney M fans in the AFL player ranks. Daddy Cool getting a run in Adelaide tonight after a goal as well as Brisbane last night.

You have to feel sorry for the long suffering Carlton supporters. Said nobody ever.

You want to see one of the player's WAG's play VFL?

On the face of it the article does make you wonder why they thought that discussing the issue in this setting or even at all was warranted. This seems so obvious when you read it that it makes me think that surely there was a larger context to it that isn't being mentioned, for whatever reason.

I think it's a negative, but I'm not positive.

Not a great week if you're a Carlton supporter 😆

Plus two separate bye round guernseys because, hey why not.

Unless they get over the unbeaten Dogs this week they will be out to avoid breaking what would be a club record of 18 consecutive defeats when they take us on in Adelaide.

Maybe they counted sponsors proxy votes again.

Maybe it's an optical illusion but the yoke looks to be too long and thin on the jumpers the players are modelling. It's a little wider on the long sleeved version though. Definitely the least horrible of the three choices offered.

Fair play to you for presenting No.31. It's fair to say that the only people who like Carlton are Carlton supporters so you've given yourself a tough gig mixing it with this motley crew but we appreciate your candour. Rest assured as the lesser of two evils we'll all be on the Blues bandwagon when you play the pies. I hope you get your wish to visit Europe. Who knows, you might bump into Vossy!

Actually no, that's not the case. Normal Round will allow for every team to wear their original guernsey irrespective of whether it clashes with their opponent or not. In fact it will actively be encouraged. Port Adelaide have even asked Eddie for permission to wear their prison bar guernsey if they're drawn to play Collingwood.

The AFL have decreed that Round 8 each year is to be designated Normal Round in recognition of absolutely nothing and to get into the spirit of things we're planning on wearing the following snazzy number.

Watching the last quarter where Carlton have just scored their final goal. From that moment we score 44 points and they score 1 point in the final 14 minutes. The same 43 point differential they held on us earlier in the game. Also the moment Max came back onto the ground to put on another rucking clinic.