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Just dug himself a bigger hole if he does leave after his latest declaration of love to the club. He’d then be Dugga instead of Dogga.

Definition: Enochlophobia, also known as the fear of crowds, is a specific type of phobia characterized by an intense and persistent fear of being in crowded places or situations. Let's turn a negative into a positive and actively target football fans with this phobia, offering 3 game memberships for games against GWS, Gold Coast and North Melbourne with a guaranteed bay to themselves.

I was there with friends and had a good day out, as did the rusted on supporters around me in N53, despite the result. As a club, we are what we are.

LOL I reckon there’s 8,000 here and 12 of them are Giants supporters.

Ominous.

I know it's the Cats but I wouldn't be overly disappointed if Freo get pummelled today.

Jonathan Brown has already called Gryan Miers a star three times in a minute. Has a vocabulary of 50 words. Lots of empty seats at KP.

I'm actually tempted to go for Essendon tonight. My rationale being that their season will inevitably unravel spectacularly at some point and it's that anticipation I want to savour. In contrast Hawthorn need the arrogance knocked out of them now.

When personal issues get vented online it can all get pretty undignified very quickly, unfortunately. His GF would have been better served to ignore the comments but she probably knows that now. I don't know if he's considering changing clubs but he should definitely consider changing travel agents. His insta profile shows the pair of them enjoying the luxurious Four Seasons in the central Serengeti last September when if they'd stayed in a camp or lodge four hours by road further north they would have witnessed the iconic wildebeest migration crossing the Mara River.

Seriously though, didn't he mention that he's travelling along the coast for the next few weeks? He may not even be there for his boy's debut!

I'm hearing Jeffo has nominated @picket fence to present his jumper tomorrow.

Good to see that the old Harry Mackay is back. Couldn't hit a cow's @rse with a banjo.

Wow. That was inspirational and to do it against such a pack of entitled fløgs was the cherry on top.

Blues marginally less irritating without Owies.

Richmond making Carlton look like the Harlem Globetrotters.

Of the extended bench I'm taking Langford for sure. It'll be either Jibba or Lindsay. Maybe AJ. Longest odds with Henderson and Jefferson.

Forecast of heavy rain throughout the day and a temperature of 18 degrees by game time. Over or under 16k?

Brayden Maynard was an unfortunate accident.

Has he unliked the Dockers on social media yet?

Is Daicos Cam a new initiative for Fox this year?

Same here. No queues at the bar or loo.

Everyone's second favourite American?

The first home game of their season in perfect weather against the biggest drawing club in the league and they still barely fill half of their 23,000 capacity ground. If our core game attending base is about 16,000 then it couldn't be any more than 4,000 for the Giants.

Interesting. Let's see how homesick the lad is if there's only WC on the table at seasons end. As they say, if one door closes another one opens.

Brown on brown? Yeah nah.