Engorged Onion

It's rather tarragont of you to say that thyme is up on this thread. As Cameron Fry once said. "Don't make me participate in your stupid crap...You make me get out of bed. You make me come over. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings."

Lenny, is that you?

@olisik, can you walk me through your rationale?

so, what happened to the post from @Grapeviney

Oh look, another happy clapper out in force

you missed my "hard" quotation marks... anywhoo, apologies for derailing the thread.

Indeed they were Lenny, indeed they were ?

Well, he was once known as the hardest man in the UK. SWYL writing style reminds me of a bloke who is hard as nails and never gives an inch...very, very little empathy.

I am not disputing the veracity of the information... we are all on here because we are whiling away the hours waiting for something interesting to occur to a club that we care about.

correct weight sir

Are you Lenny Mclean come back from the dead? 'Hardest' bloke on this forum by far @Sir Why You Little

...have thought it since I first came onto the forum... It reminds me of the feeling that the most uncomfortable bits of David Brent in the Office would give me.

well that's provocative. ya know, after his attitude towards Lever etc etc etc...

ha ha! D*ck jokes are great aren't they!!

I know this is a CP5 thread, but I do wonder who, or what sort of club aside from GC would be interested in Viney... perhaps Port? In which case you're right - he won't be moving. I for one would prefer out of Viney, Harmes, Gus, Trac and Oliver, for Viney to be moved on, purely from my perception of his limited skill set. And I am sure people will speak about the intangibles (which I value due to the workspace I am in), nonetheless, we need some skill and silk.

100% @Wells 11, 100%.

Please confirm You wrote that deliberately to a) be provocative, so others engage in online sparring with you? b) allow other forum users to be clear on your bigoted views of the world?

Mmmm and multiple games the 'G' throughout the year, as it doesn't suit our game plan.

Yes, and can the club trade Viney rather than Brayshaw please

and on the script in front of them "Discuss Adem Yze departure from Hawthorn ~ and be weird about it."

Great banter lads

or his hanger at Kardinia Park, where Brad Miller literally almost killed Tom Lonergan, who then had a kidney removed, and we snatched a draw from the jaws of victory

Well, after reading this entire thread, there is only one conclusion - I presume this is our fate

@A F - I agree and even go the next step because I find Viney's skills limited, he would be the one that I would trade - and that would feel a lot easier if he didn't have his surname, and was made captain a bit too early for my liking. Viney's passion is great - and his skill set is limited. I kind of hope he gets traded- because broadly speaking, it means we are getting into a ruthless space.

Come on @Smokey, the camembert munching, calvodos drinkng, pmu lurking francophile, explained pretty clearly beyond corporate speak why this stuff works... I could give you my take on exactly the same stuff as to why it works, using different language from 2 of my professions (one being a railway labourer) throughout my life, if that helped convince you.