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Right. He wants funny. He should spend some time on Demonland.

Weather won't suit his comeback this week. Keep him for another day.

Rule # 1 in coaching. Never go for the simple solution. Even if his marking isn't any good we need someone who can get the ball in the forward line and keep it there. When Dunn played on the forward line, he used to kick goals. Is that a priority these days?

Obviously, red and navy blue clash with teal, black and white.

You're dead right about the injury situation. This is where the Melbourne list was at over the weekend: BAIL, Rohan injured? BARTRAM, Clint Melbfc BATE, Matthew Melbfc BELL, Daniel injured BENNELL, Jamie Melbfc BLEASE, Sam school BRUCE, Cameron Melbfc BUCKLEY, Simon injured CHENEY, Kyle Melbfc DAVEY, Aaron Melbfc DUNN, Lynden Melbfc FRAWLEY, James Melbfc GARLAND, Colin injured GREEN, Brad Melbfc GRIMES, Jack injured HEALEY, Rhys ® Casey Reserves returning from a back injury HUGHES, Daniel ® Casey Reserves returning from hip surgery JAMAR, Mark injured (long term injury list) JETTA, Neville Melbfc JOHNSON, Paul Melbfc JONES, Nathan Melbfc MARIC, Addam Casey Seniors returning after off season hip surgery MARTIN, Stef Melbfc McDONALD, James injured McKENZIE, Jordie Casey Seniors McLEAN, Brock Melbfc McNAMARA, Tom Casey Reserves returning after groin injury MEESEN, John Melbfc MILLER, Brad Melbfc MOLONEY, Brent Melbfc MORTON, Cale Melbfc NEWTON, Michael emergency Melbfc PETTERD, Ricky Melbfc RIVERS, Jared Melbfc ROBERTSON, Russell Casey Seniors retuning after Achilles heel surgery SPENCER, Jake ® Casey Seniors STRAUSS, James Casey Reserves returning after ankle injury SYLVIA, Colin Melbfc VALENTI, Shane Casey Seniors WARNOCK, Matthew Melbfc WATTS, Jack school WHEATLEY, Paul injured WHELAN, Matthew Casey Reserves returning after calf injury WONAEAMIRRI, Austin injured ZOMER, Trent Casey Seniors Note that a number of those who went to Adelaide are on the comeback trail after missing several weeks in 2008 with various injuries.

Dean Cox dominated the rucks today for WCE getting more than 20 disposals and more than 20 hit outs and his team nearly lost by 100 points.

Yes. I also wonder what happened to Rowan Bail. The reports from Casey on him last week were very good and it's a pity he didn't have the opportunity to force his way into contention for higher selection before apparently joining the long injury list at the club.

Best thing is to ignore the message and delete it.

Perhaps we were tanking at the time?

When are we going to see the first Phantom Draft and when is Kevin Sheehan going to reveal the next big thing in footy? Also, is it possible when identifying the names of these new players that we're told whether they're going to still be at school next year? I appreciate what the club's doing with Watts & Blease ATM but next year I'd like to see our recruits before our season's over.

The Demons haven't kicked a football in anger yet this season but after tonight's Tiger debacle there's a fair chance that we might find our way off the bottom of the ladder for the first time since 2007! So we're already in with a big chance to show automatic improvement even at this early stage of the season.

Remind me who they play after the Bulldogs in what will probably be the new coach's first game as coach of the Toigs.

The way I see it he's not going to win Bachelor of the Year but is a big chance of being The Biggest Loser. Other than that the care factor = zero!

I knew it. A new brand of toilet paper manufactured in the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan by members of a collective farm related to and introduced to Cameron Schwab by Borat, our magnificent #27 ticket holder.

Was that another earthquake just then or is Jimmy getting excited about Joe's return!

Perhaps they just got tyred of waiting!

I trust that ground management will act in true solidarity with the MFC and ban all Mexican food, wraps and other products from the Mission Foods range. Otherwise they could have a revolt on their hands!

Nick Smith on Eastern Community Radio [ECR] said today that it was more likely 4 to 6!

Let's see what transpires between now and the start of the season proper.

Thankfully we won't see the crap logo again in the NAB Cup this year.

A stress fracture could keep Cartlon recruit Robert Warnock on sideline I wouldn't wish this on any individual and I feel very sorry for R. Warnock but at $400k per season, the Bloos have just [censored] away $200k in my book. Karma!

Griffin is indigenous?

The MFC Community Camp this year is at Casey on 6, 9, 11 & 13 February. Seems like we're doing it on the cheap since we train there anyway!

St Kilda ruckman Michael Gardiner linked to Angelo Venditti Old news but it would add ome spice to future games between Benny't Tigers and Michael's Saints. B)

Jack is a different proposition. Treat every case on it's merits.