Doing the rounds...
"Why are you late home, Brendan?", asks the missus.
"I was in a Bingle", responds Brendan.
"What happened?" enquires the missus.
"It's okay dear, it was just a rear ender", boasts Brendan.
"Where'd it happen?" probes the missus.
"I was in Lara at the time", says Brendan.