In Harmes Way

Not when he thinks it will win us finals, and the alternative won't.

Especially when Langdon is 5 lengths in front on the outer wing, taking another bounce

Get him to a hypnotist.

Or maybe a wheelchair version Can you run as fast as Bailey Fritsch with a defensive second effort. Too much?

.....if you cannot kick a goal.

Watched the game in patches on Sunday and the replay yesterday. I was generally happy with the level of effort, and handballing out of congestion to space was largely working a treat as a change from last year. Had a chuckle when Koz came on for the last qtr, and Adam Simpson said "imagine you've been playing 3 quarters, pumped out 12-13kms and then you have to play on a fresh Kozzie Pickett in the last quarter"

Give Koz a run ffs

It was also good to see Brad express interest for a future return to the presidency. Augurs well for club stability.

How could I not. What a shocker of a jumper

As well as a dress rehearsal for round 1, I hope the club also look at this game as a dress rehearsal on how we play the dockers next time when it counts. Thats why I reckon Kossie has to play

That would be artificial insemination

I'll have what he's smoking.

Now the AFL call inequality just a fixture quirk, and note another example

Agreed. Preferably playing for someone who isn’t Carlton

Or jumping on the WFH bandwagon

I see what you did there. Nicely played.

That might have been me.

Loved the Christian Petracca feedback that @Slartibartfast reported on and was interested in. I'd like to think/hope we can now well and truly park the negatives around that narrative in the past and move on.

Train how you play.

I hope the leadership group sat on the beach after the reception and pledged to do what it takes to win another flag (or at least a Bali version of whatever they did at the farm in 2021)

Crazy by Willie Nelson. You can keep your slitheras.

So what I can take from these three pages: - Spargs was training with the main group, did some match sim - Melksham might have done a hammy - McAdam was crook. - It was hot, but not unbearable.

Wrong Pickett - op meant picket fence. Redleg capably standing in with #jeffowatch

Are these technical plans drawn to scale Andy?

Tommy Sparrow, nice result. Obv the syndesmosis isn’t giving him issues, thankfully