John Demonic

Put him in the middle as a defensive mid, so we can dub him the: Bo A Constrictor 🐍

I'm guessing a leadership group of 5 I think bringing in Nathan Jones allows Viney and the rest of the mids to fall under his tutelage/leadership and focus more on pure footy While Gawn takes the wider role of bringing in 4 others of that younger dem. Maybe Lever too. Rivers VC is a big call though. Interesting!

Hok Ball = Dem Balls? 2028 is shaping up to be a cracker 🤪

Vice Captain Pick 5

I'm still in the 'low expectations because of how he was mid-season drafted' mode, which I probably shouldn't be. He has potential just like any player drafted. Though He'll be 23 and entering into the 25-50 game mark next year so with that comes a lot more expectation from him, also due in part to added selection pressure/who he's keeping out of the team, if he is in there. AFL is a hard caper!

I'm still here

They said he was highly rated, well that was just a lie He aint never coached a flag and he aint no friend of mine

I know nothing of the bloke so out of my curiosity, How will he be a good get?

Maybe they need to hire a clown to shadow him everywhere he goes and lighten the mood. And he can give out balloon animals at each team meeting

Wasn't his 7 contract renewed?

I'd buy a ticket to see Gary Lyon in drag straddling a ship cannon, and a ticket to Perth to quarantine for 2 weeks and see Gus play the best match of his career!

Dayam, there really isn't an off season anymore 🤣

Furthermore, Back in the Salem/Tyson/Hunt for #2.JKelly day, 2 for 6/11/25 would be satisfactory. Why is nths F1 involved?

Is there a typo in there? 2 and a most likely future #2 for 6 & 11 - I'd be joining in the chorus with North fans by asking "huh?" If that deal gets done.

I recall Eddie banging on about his grandpa playing for Collingwood, on Foxtel for Weids 1st game. Maybe they can relist him, if Membrey fails the medical!? For the romance... 🤷‍♂️

That rules us out then

Giving the new generation haircuts?

The forgotten boy Surprising he's just about to turn 25. He's received our harshest judgements, while never even hitting his prime years. Interesting to see how this period goes for him.

Thank your lucky stars you weren't named Tymothi

He looks like a pretty bad kick with that awkward drop of the ball, from those small highlights. Under AFL pressure it gets intensified. You draft him, bring him in and he's a third tall defender or forward initially or in his 2nd year. So then he's not going to add anything elite at ground level in linking up with his team mates, and may be a player thats a liability with ball n hand. He looks like someone that's going to take over 5 years before you get meaningful contribution... That would be my guess as to why we might not take him. We would want to bring in two elite users of the ball that will have an immediate impact while our ageing stars are in their window imo. As for future needs? Well we can shift and transition Petty and Disco into defence as May/TMAC retire, and JVR & MJ hopefully create a tandem going forward. 🤷‍♂️

For old times sake, I saved this classic back cover + headline + photo from 2020

[censored] it lets turn him into Sam Weidering in defence

There has to be a limit to the amount of cuckery we can take from the Pies in a season

I did 100m in 9.58s in my Datsun yesterday and it terrified the beejesus out of me

Laughing at the Stringer trade never being in danger behind the scenes. This bloke Robbie D'Orazior giving off major Biff Tannen energy. You can tell just by looking and listening to him speak, that him and Connors Sports MGMT are the bully's of the AFL trade landscape with Cornes now asking questions of Port Adelaide and being bullied into accepting a lowball offer by threat of their Agency who manage other players at Port.