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Mono, if following Melbourne doesn't kill you setting fire to a river or crashing down a dam wall have no chance. MFC first

I think that is James Hirds' dad.

No, surely we are kicking the other way.

Rusty, I had to read your post three times to realise you weren't talking about soccer. When I played it was in the backline, in those days we dished it out. But I agree our backline are getting punished. I think this is the year before we start to play our best team every week, the coaches seem to be experimenting.

Yes. I was among a group of people too drunk too drive home, some bright spark suggested that if we all sat on the roof and drove the car with our feet through the sunroof then we could not be charged with drink driving, after all it was only 20km though mountainous roads, what could go wrong? Nothing as it happens, but the car required major repairs to the roof. Is that crazy?

That would be a forward press.

And 1st pick in the draft. From:- The Age

Steve, as a species we include crazies, nutters, loonies, demented, bonkers, daffy, daft, screwball, psycho silly, insane and you and me. I have never attempted to jump over a charging bull in a black devil suit with a pitchfork. (me, not the bull). I did attempt to water ski naked through flames at midnight, on the Murray river. We used too much fuel and set fire to about 1km of shoreline, it took us about half an hour to put out spot fires, but that's not crazy, .....is it? Oh, and I rode my motor bike down the wall of the Thompson river dam, well rode is a bit strong, perhaps a graceful sliding elongated crash. And there was.......... no that's another story but I'm not crazy.

An example of problems encountered when going backwards and landing flat on ones defensive area.

Dees by a gallop, gawd! Or was that gored?

Oh please! I expect better from you ADC, I can't imagine why. From now on i'll be watching everything you do with a fine tuned comb - because that one sticks out like a sore throat.(sic)

What makeS You ....Think THAT! ?

Me too! Birthday that is. Happy Bithday PD. Edit:- I was offered a holiday once, I appealed and was given a good hearing, in the end no holiday. Common sense prevailed. I believe some sin binners appear with new names, they may be lurking here now, can we spot them?

Yes he was on crutches (Sat), but did not appear to be in pain, my feeling is that the crutches were precautionary. Should have asked him but he seemed ok.

The bottom 3 sides have a lottery for first pick, 18th has 3 chances 17th 2 16th 1 - a number is drawn - only one is for the first pick. The remaining two teams toss a coin for 2nd pick. The loser goes to the next draw with 15th & 14th same again. After the last of the bottom five side have selected you revert to normal draft order. You could finish 18th and receive 5th pick. But you are 3 times more likely to get 1st pick than if you finish 16th.

Not sure if Oliver will play, he was on crutches on Saturday watching Mooroopna getting flogged by Mansfield.

Mr Skuit, you are a wise man no doubt. Do you have a babel fish? Or are you endowed with powers beyond that of mere mortals? PS:- Are you near Siem Riep?

I have no idea what you are trying to say. You have conveyed a message but not the one you intended.

Thread name change required, how about The T$ and B$ thread.

Glenlivet was on special at Melb Duty Free last week, bought a couple, very nice. Nadura 16yo and a Single Cask 20yo.

Do you prefer we can stop you kicking goals better than you can stop us? I like it. (When it works) Edit:- If you were Hogan, which philosophy would you prefer?

And name calling ....(insert insult here).... read Demonland.

Next you will be blaming the humidity! We have turned the corner, we have won twice this year when I wasn't wearing my lucky red socks!

You just walk away. Not legally binding is a self explanatory term. Edit:- If a club is shady enough to enter into such an arrangement then they deserve to be stung. Lay down with dogs wake up with fleas. PS:- They may have said, "Come and join a premiership contender" They clearly are not, all deals off.

Howe many Daws? Maybe Bob Dylan knows.