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Back in March I presented my predictions for season 2007 HERE.

Now, I must confess that a few things happened that threw a bit of a spanner in the works and some of my "fearless" predictions didn't come to fruition. For that I apologize - particularly the one about today's contestants Fremantle and Melbourne finishing top four. Kangaroos and Brisbane fighting it out for the wooden spoon was a bit of blooper too now that I think about it.

However, I did put my reputation on the line and, despite the fact that I have a good excuse in that my crystal ball was stuffed at the time, I accept the full responsibility for my errors.

Now, one of my better predictions was that Hawthorn would make the eight and, given St. Kilda's loss last night, it would be safe to say that the Hawks cannot now fall out of the eight unless they suffer two defeats of more than 100 points at the hands of the Bulldogs and Sydney in their remaining games. Even if they happened to find themselves embroiled in some deep and dark controversy or in some major spot of bother over the next eight days, that won't happen.

So to Mr. Yze Magic who responded to my prediction about the Hawks making the finals with the derogatory statement as follows:-

"If Hawthorn make the Finals I will cut off my left nut and mail it to you."

I say - I'll have the other nut now please!

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haha well done oracle

my prediction of roos finishing for spoon also long way off

be careful what u ask for...

i heard a story similar to this occured in the U.K...only the guy who promised to cut off his left nut if his team lost actually did so and nearly bled to death...

he is currently being treated for psychotic illness...

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be careful what u ask for...

i heard a story similar to this occured in the U.K...only the guy who promised to cut off his left nut if his team lost actually did so and nearly bled to death...

he is currently being treated for psychotic illness...

Could reveal a few things about YM, though! :lol:

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sylvinator Redleg

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"If Hawthorn make the Finals I will cut off my left nut and mail it to you."

I say - I'll have the other nut now please!

He needs to cough it up ....

wouldnt it be a spanner in the works if YM was actually a women...hahaha.

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be careful what u ask for...

i heard a story similar to this occured in the U.K...only the guy who promised to cut off his left nut if his team lost actually did so and nearly bled to death...

he is currently being treated for psychotic illness...

That was awelsh rugby union fan, he said he chop both off if they won, they did, we went out side chopped them off, placed them on the bar and waited for the ambulance :lol:

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Back in March I presented my predictions for season 2007 HERE.

Now, I must confess that a few things happened that threw a bit of a spanner in the works and some of my "fearless" predictions didn't come to fruition. For that I apologize - particularly the one about today's contestants Fremantle and Melbourne finishing top four. Kangaroos and Brisbane fighting it out for the wooden spoon was a bit of blooper too now that I think about it.

However, I did put my reputation on the line and, despite the fact that I have a good excuse in that my crystal ball was stuffed at the time, I accept the full responsibility for my errors.

Now, one of my better predictions was that Hawthorn would make the eight and, given St. Kilda's loss last night, it would be safe to say that the Hawks cannot now fall out of the eight unless they suffer two defeats of more than 100 points at the hands of the Bulldogs and Sydney in their remaining games. Even if they happened to find themselves embroiled in some deep and dark controversy or in some major spot of bother over the next eight days, that won't happen.

So to Mr. Yze Magic who responded to my prediction about the Hawks making the finals with the derogatory statement as follows:-

"If Hawthorn make the Finals I will cut off my left nut and mail it to you."

I say - I'll have the other nut now please!

It is an Australian thing to do, stand by your promise, but I bet he won't have the balls to do it !!!!

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