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NON-MFC: 2026 Practice Matches Week 02

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Norf going well against Collingwood VFL

 
26 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Norf going well against Collingwood VFL

? The fact that North trail considering Collingwood’s outs speaks volumes.

North are in real trouble.

I really don’t understand why the AFL bother playing these games in Ballarat considering half the stadium is closed and under construction.

Can’t see the point at all.

 

North two points in front with two minutes to go in the fourth. Please god make it happen 😅

Now one point in front with a minute to go. C’mon god… you can do it. 😅

Thanks god! I owe ya one 😅

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Just now, Demonland said:

Didn’t watch a minute but I approve of the result.

You didn’t watch a minute but if you had to choose a minute to watch it’d have to be the final minute. Super exciting.

Harry Sheezel says the scenario training is what did it (he left out the bit about losing both scenarios 😁). BTW, are we on top of the Scenarios ladder?

 
9 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

The Demons look to have wrapped up the preseason premiership -

MELBOURNE

2

0

0

213

92

231.52

8

ST KILDA

2

0

0

222

108

205.56

8

SYDNEY SWANS

2

0

0

196

125

156.80

8

FREMANTLE

2

0

0

165

121

136.36

8

CARLTON

2

0

0

189

159

118.87

8

W. BULLDOGS

1

1

0

183

172

106.40

4

BRISBANE LIONS

1

1

0

214

204

104.90

4

ESSENDON

1

1

0

190

183

103.83

4

ADELAIDE

1

1

0

162

159

101.89

4

GWS GIANTS

1

1

0

163

172

94.77

4

HAWTHORN

1

1

0

184

211

87.20

4

GEELONG

0

2

0

165

197

83.76

0

PORT ADELAIDE

0

1

0

75

94

79.79

0

COLLINGWOOD

0

1

0

75

104

72.12

0

WEST COAST

0

1

0

53

81

65.43

0

GOLD COAST

0

2

0

137

233

58.80

0

RICHMOND

0

2

0

111

196

56.63

0

N. MELBOURNE

0

1

0

49

135

36.30

0


Can you please update, love to send this to my Magpie mate. (Much appreciated in advance)

I don't know where we'll finish, but from what ive seen of the community series it will be above the Roos, Eagles, Tigers and bombers.

All look woeful, particularly the first three - which must be a big worry for the AFL as the Roos, Eagles and Tigers all should be on the climb at this stage of their respective rebuilds.


2 hours ago, binman said:

All look woeful, particularly the first three - which must be a big worry for the AFL as the Roos, Eagles and Tigers all should be on the climb at this stage of their respective rebuilds.

I mean, its a situation of the afls own making. Key players leaving bottom teams for top teams whilst top teams also get high draft picks at a discount for academies etc. Tigers did just win 3 flags though so meh. Eagles fans needed some humility and the roos will come good very soon.

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WE ARE THE PRESEASON CHAMPIONS 🏆🔴🔵😈

Pos

Team

W

L

D

F

A

%

PTS

1.

MELBOURNE

2

0

0

213

92

231.52

8

2.

ST KILDA

2

0

0

222

108

205.56

8

3.

SYDNEY

2

0

0

196

125

156.80

8

4.

FREMANTLE

2

0

0

165

121

136.36

8

5.

CARLTON

2

0

0

189

159

118.87

8

6.

PORT ADELAIDE

1

1

0

215

161

133.54

4

7.

W. BULLDOGS

1

1

0

183

172

106.40

4

8.

BRISBANE

1

1

0

214

204

104.90

4

9.

ESSENDON

1

1

0

190

183

103.83

4

10.

ADELAIDE

1

1

0

162

159

101.89

4

11.

GWS GIANTS

1

1

0

163

172

94.77

4

12.

HAWTHORN

1

1

0

184

211

87.20

4

13.

N. MELBOURNE

1

1

0

139

224

62.05

4

14.

COLLINGWOOD

0

2

0

164

194

84.54

0

15.

GEELONG

0

2

0

165

197

83.76

0

16.

GOLD COAST

0

2

0

137

233

58.80

0

17.

RICHMOND

0

2

0

111

196

56.63

0

18.

WEST COAST

0

2

0

120

221

54.30

0

38 minutes ago, Demonland said:

WE ARE THE PRESEASON CHAMPIONS 🏆🔴🔵😈

Pos

Team

W

L

D

F

A

%

PTS

1.

MELBOURNE

2

0

0

213

92

231.52

8

2.

ST KILDA

2

0

0

222

108

205.56

8

3.

SYDNEY

2

0

0

196

125

156.80

8

4.

FREMANTLE

2

0

0

165

121

136.36

8

5.

CARLTON

2

0

0

189

159

118.87

8

6.

PORT ADELAIDE

1

1

0

215

161

133.54

4

7.

W. BULLDOGS

1

1

0

183

172

106.40

4

8.

BRISBANE

1

1

0

214

204

104.90

4

9.

ESSENDON

1

1

0

190

183

103.83

4

10.

ADELAIDE

1

1

0

162

159

101.89

4

11.

GWS GIANTS

1

1

0

163

172

94.77

4

12.

HAWTHORN

1

1

0

184

211

87.20

4

13.

N. MELBOURNE

1

1

0

139

224

62.05

4

14.

COLLINGWOOD

0

2

0

164

194

84.54

0

15.

GEELONG

0

2

0

165

197

83.76

0

16.

GOLD COAST

0

2

0

137

233

58.80

0

17.

RICHMOND

0

2

0

111

196

56.63

0

18.

WEST COAST

0

2

0

120

221

54.30

0

So our first game against the saints is technically a block buster?


Either the Pies have plenty of injuries or they rested 10 senior players

Bizarre to do that 7 days out from their first game. Perfect prep. But I guess most are over 30.

I reckon the Pies are in real trouble this year

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