NON-MFC: 2026 Practice Matches Week 02

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March 1Mar 1

Norf going well against Collingwood VFL

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March 1Mar 1

26 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:
Norf going well against Collingwood VFL

? The fact that North trail considering Collingwood’s outs speaks volumes.

North are in real trouble.

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March 1Mar 1

I really don’t understand why the AFL bother playing these games in Ballarat considering half the stadium is closed and under construction.

Can’t see the point at all.

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March 1Mar 1

North two points in front with two minutes to go in the fourth. Please god make it happen 😅

Now one point in front with a minute to go. C’mon god… you can do it. 😅

Thanks god! I owe ya one 😅

Edited March 1Mar 1 by Ghostwriter

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March 1Mar 1

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Didn’t watch a minute but I approve of the result.

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March 1Mar 1

C’mon people we all hate Collingwood but some context please. North are in real trouble.

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March 1Mar 1

Just now, Demonland said:
Didn’t watch a minute but I approve of the result.

You didn’t watch a minute but if you had to choose a minute to watch it’d have to be the final minute. Super exciting.

Harry Sheezel says the scenario training is what did it (he left out the bit about losing both scenarios 😁). BTW, are we on top of the Scenarios ladder?

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March 1Mar 1

30 scoring shots from north to 19. Shoulda won by 6-7 goals

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March 1Mar 1

9 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:
The Demons look to have wrapped up the preseason premiership -
MELBOURNE
2
0
0
213
92
231.52
8
ST KILDA
2
0
0
222
108
205.56
8
SYDNEY SWANS
2
0
0
196
125
156.80
8
FREMANTLE
2
0
0
165
121
136.36
8
CARLTON
2
0
0
189
159
118.87
8
W. BULLDOGS
1
1
0
183
172
106.40
4
BRISBANE LIONS
1
1
0
214
204
104.90
4
ESSENDON
1
1
0
190
183
103.83
4
ADELAIDE
1
1
0
162
159
101.89
4
GWS GIANTS
1
1
0
163
172
94.77
4
HAWTHORN
1
1
0
184
211
87.20
4
GEELONG
0
2
0
165
197
83.76
0
PORT ADELAIDE
0
1
0
75
94
79.79
0
COLLINGWOOD
0
1
0
75
104
72.12
0
WEST COAST
0
1
0
53
81
65.43
0
GOLD COAST
0
2
0
137
233
58.80
0
RICHMOND
0
2
0
111
196
56.63
0
N. MELBOURNE
0
1
0
49
135
36.30
0

Can you please update, love to send this to my Magpie mate. (Much appreciated in advance)

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March 1Mar 1

I don't know where we'll finish, but from what ive seen of the community series it will be above the Roos, Eagles, Tigers and bombers.

All look woeful, particularly the first three - which must be a big worry for the AFL as the Roos, Eagles and Tigers all should be on the climb at this stage of their respective rebuilds.

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March 1Mar 1

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March 1Mar 1

2 hours ago, binman said:
All look woeful, particularly the first three - which must be a big worry for the AFL as the Roos, Eagles and Tigers all should be on the climb at this stage of their respective rebuilds.

I mean, its a situation of the afls own making. Key players leaving bottom teams for top teams whilst top teams also get high draft picks at a discount for academies etc. Tigers did just win 3 flags though so meh. Eagles fans needed some humility and the roos will come good very soon.

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March 1Mar 1

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WE ARE THE PRESEASON CHAMPIONS 🏆🔴🔵😈

Pos	Team	W	L	F	A	%	PTS
1.	MELBOURNE	2	0	213	92	231.52	8
2.	ST KILDA	2	0	222	108	205.56	8
3.	SYDNEY	2	0	196	125	156.80	8
4.	FREMANTLE	2	0	165	121	136.36	8
5.	CARLTON	2	0	189	159	118.87	8
6.	PORT ADELAIDE	1	1	215	161	133.54	4
7.	W. BULLDOGS	1	1	183	172	106.40	4
8.	BRISBANE	1	1	214	204	104.90	4
9.	ESSENDON	1	1	190	183	103.83	4
10.	ADELAIDE	1	1	162	159	101.89	4
11.	GWS GIANTS	1	1	163	172	94.77	4
12.	HAWTHORN	1	1	184	211	87.20	4
13.	N. MELBOURNE	1	1	139	224	62.05	4
14.	COLLINGWOOD	0	2	164	194	84.54	0
15.	GEELONG	0	2	165	197	83.76	0
16.	GOLD COAST	0	2	137	233	58.80	0
17.	RICHMOND	0	2	111	196	56.63	0
18.	WEST COAST	0	2	120	221	54.30	0

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March 1Mar 1

When do the AFL drop off the Ansett Cup? Guess we will have to let them know where we will be, AAMI or Waverley

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March 1Mar 1

38 minutes ago, Demonland said:
WE ARE THE PRESEASON CHAMPIONS 🏆🔴🔵😈
Pos
Team
W
L
D
F
A
%
PTS
1.
MELBOURNE
2
0
0
213
92
231.52
8
2.
ST KILDA
2
0
0
222
108
205.56
8
3.
SYDNEY
2
0
0
196
125
156.80
8
4.
FREMANTLE
2
0
0
165
121
136.36
8
5.
CARLTON
2
0
0
189
159
118.87
8
6.
PORT ADELAIDE
1
1
0
215
161
133.54
4
7.
W. BULLDOGS
1
1
0
183
172
106.40
4
8.
BRISBANE
1
1
0
214
204
104.90
4
9.
ESSENDON
1
1
0
190
183
103.83
4
10.
ADELAIDE
1
1
0
162
159
101.89
4
11.
GWS GIANTS
1
1
0
163
172
94.77
4
12.
HAWTHORN
1
1
0
184
211
87.20
4
13.
N. MELBOURNE
1
1
0
139
224
62.05
4
14.
COLLINGWOOD
0
2
0
164
194
84.54
0
15.
GEELONG
0
2
0
165
197
83.76
0
16.
GOLD COAST
0
2
0
137
233
58.80
0
17.
RICHMOND
0
2
0
111
196
56.63
0
18.
WEST COAST
0
2
0
120
221
54.30
0

So our first game against the saints is technically a block buster?

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March 1Mar 1

15 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:
So our first game against the saints is technically a block buster?

will it eclipse the crowd of rd 1 2022 maybe a good chance tbfh

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March 1Mar 1

Either the Pies have plenty of injuries or they rested 10 senior players

Bizarre to do that 7 days out from their first game. Perfect prep. But I guess most are over 30.

I reckon the Pies are in real trouble this year

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