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NON-MFC: Finals Week 03

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Hawks put in one quarter

Against an aging, injured Cats team

Pathetic effort

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    It's operation beat Collingwood. If the Lions can't do it tomorrow which of these two can. Can't see the Hawks winning four in a row so it might just come down to the Cats. Christ I hated writing that.

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    Those cocky Hawks fans at the game in the first quarter are a bit quiet

    Are they scoping out who to pick a fight with?

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    Who else thinks Stewart won't miss next week. Some [censored] will happen and they'll say they misdiagnosed the conclusion or it was so low grade a 7 day break will suffice..?

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    Hawks fans inconspicuously removing their wizard hats…

    Leaving Homer Simpson GIF

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    1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Hawks fans inconspicuously removing their wizard hats…

    Leaving Homer Simpson GIF

    I know somewhere they can put them

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    2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Hawks fans inconspicuously removing their wizard hats…

    Leaving Homer Simpson GIF

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

    Kick 9 in a half or take a hike FAKE TEMU WIZARD

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    Hats off to Danger. One foot in the grave and he’s playing like a spring chicken

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    Dangerfield phenomenal this quarter. what age is he?

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    Dangerfield having some sort of game.

    Just shows you that there’s plenty of life left in older players who are committed and willing to play a team game

    Kevin Hart Whatever GIF

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    Just turned the game on.

    Jeez I hate the umpiring either way.

    The absurd stand rule - guy in the mark is fixed, but the guy kicking forward is about 30 degrees inboard and not brought around.

    Hawks trailing nd an off balance 40-50 meter kick goes out - “insufficient intent” FFS!

    Also hate the camera work - who wants to see the face of the kicker. What the hell is going on down field ?

    Vociferous dissent is now OK? Bailey Sniff abuses umpire with impunity.

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    I take great pleasure watching Bailey Smith play bad football.

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    3 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

    Hats off to Danger. One foot in the grave and he’s playing like a spring chicken

    One foot in the grave, one foot in the kebab truck, and he still keeps going.

    Absolute hats off.

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    Cameron bloody amazing.

    Cats don’t seem to miss Hawkins much.

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    3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    I take great pleasure watching Bailey Smith play bad football.

    Yet because he gets high possessions he gets talked up as being a star. Watching him live tonight his kicking at times is lazy & inaccurate

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    Yet because he gets high possessions he gets talked up as being a star. Watching him live tonight his kicking at times is lazy & inaccurate

    Yet he’s third favourite for the Brownlow 🤷‍♀️

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    I legitimately do not care about a cats v pies Granny. Season finishes for me tomorrow night if it’s that game.

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    Yet he’s third favourite for the Brownlow 🤷‍♀️

    Because the Brownlow is an accurate representation of the best players?

    Bont says no

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    11 minutes ago, Mouseymoo said:

    Who else thinks Stewart won't miss next week. Some [censored] will happen and they'll say they misdiagnosed the conclusion or it was so low grade a 7 day break will suffice..?

    At first I thought don’t be ridiculous! But nothing surprises anymore in all things AFL

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    Some delicious ball movement from Geelong’s midfield.

    I’m very excited for King!

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