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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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Just now, Stiff Arm said:

Tracc would just about be the worst kick in the side

He's terrible

Nah Oliver's just as bad

 

Why has there been no attempt to fill the hole in front of Gunston? He always has a paddock in front of him

 

McDonald the only defender with the requisite closing speed + reach to stop Gunston today. I understand giving responsibility to the young KPDs but I genuinely feel for Tom and hope he gets a gig elsewhere next year if he wants one/is not renewed. Always the first defender to be blamed by our coaches when things go poorly.

Petracca should be embarrassed. His disposal is deplorable, he needs to be traded urgently


2 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Tracc would just about be the worst kick in the side

He's terrible

You don't watch Oliver too often?

If any of Steven May's teammates played like Steven May today, Steven May would give them a public shellacking.

 

Um… whoever thought we were contending next year might have to rethink.

Buckley might be looking at this and wondering if it’s salvageable…


Our entire identity has fallen apart as a result of trying to adjust our game plan. Same amount of inside 50’s. 50 points behind.

We just don’t know what we value anymore as a team.

Any decent future coach looking at this is like "[censored] that", pea hearted efforts all day. Disgraceful effort.

New coach’s biggest mission is to win over Kozzy otherwise we’ll have problems, not convinced he’d even be here still if it weren’t for Goodwin

33 minutes ago, The Cult of Disco Turner said:

Then why are you here if we’re all morons?

good question.

I think all of the potential 2026 coaches just took one step back

We are coach killers

Makes Goody look like a saint


We have no skills - WTF

1 minute ago, Greg Schneider said:

New coach’s biggest mission is to win over Kozzy otherwise we’ll have problems, not convinced he’d even be here still if it weren’t for Goodwin

The 1.4 mill a year might have helped..

2 minutes ago, Pirlo said:

If any of Steven May's teammates played like Steven May today, Steven May would give them a public shellacking.

We better not chair him off. He should just say no thanks & walk off

Rivers needs to play midfield next week. He is the only player who actually moves the ball

He isn’t a great kick but he can kick it long and get us over the press

If we kick 2 more goals, it’ll be a draw with Gunston…


Rivers and Bowey our only winners today. Petty also ok given limited chances.

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Rivers and Bowey our only winners today. Petty also ok given limited chances.

Riv looks good driving his legs out of contest.

JVR is one of the most overrated players amongst Dees fans. I’ll say it again, he’s a bust. No forward craft at all, doesn’t lead, ball bounces off his hands and can barely take a mark, always playing from behind. Poorly coached, but won’t make it.

 
16 minutes ago, cantstandyasam said:

I've never been a fan, he goes missing too much. I prefer if we tried others

Notice how he comes alive (!) when the game is dead in the last qtr - that is the mentality of a VFL player.

He jumps on the teams back when we're up, but he is impotent when the team meets a challenge, in any quality team.

[censored] I miss Neal Bullen.

We’re not going to beat Gunston, are we?


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