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It has been about 15 years since a club accumulated so much early-draft midfield talent and got such little result for it.

Currently Clarkson hasn't got close to Bailey and is barely ahead of Neeld. (expansion team caveat noted)

The fact they've popped up for the occasional win when they seem to feel like it must make it all the more frustrating for North's remaining supporters and, dare I say it, any young players with serious ambitions.


13 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

It's hosing down in SA

Sideways at times. Earlier Dwayne said “Port are kicking with the rain this quarter” instead of “… with the wind…” 😂

1 hour ago, BDA said:

he would have to do it for 2 years in a row for that to happen

Nah it started long before the second straight sets exit, the thread had a different name, is all.

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I take no joy in poor North getting smashed.

We've been there and it's not pretty.

Interesting how the AFL just let players like Bailey catches a cold easily just waltzes in to teh cats and they are after more stars.

North have not finished higher than second last for 6 years

That’s even worse than we used to be


1 minute ago, Golden fist said:

I take no joy in poor North getting smashed.

We've been there and it's not pretty.

I feel so bad for North fans, especially kids

3 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I feel so bad for North fans, especially kids

Nah [censored] em. Their fans used to be arrogant wankers

1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

Nah [censored] em. Their fans used to be arrogant wankers

They were. But these young fans weren’t part of that.

Real stench from North tonight. Could be a coach killer. I know there's no Xerri or Larkey but geezus.


Gee it feels a long time ago nth had that huge win against us earlier in the season.

You'd be relieved if you were the nth player subbed off.

norths performance reminds me of 186

its that bad

clarkson has to come under the spotlight for this

Cats kicked 16 behinds so far

could be so much worse


5 minutes ago, BDA said:

norths performance reminds me of 186

its that bad

clarkson has to come under the spotlight for this

They haven't advanced up the ladder under him at nth.

It's not like they have dud players like we did in the dark days.

So far this round Hawthorn’s 24pt win over Carlton is the closest result, the rest of the games being hugely one-sided affairs. I daresay Collingwood will keep the pattern going tomorrow. Terrible viewing for neutrals.

Any chance we can get rid of this nonsense Rivalry round??

been a [censored] show so far

 
Just now, Ghostwriter said:

So far this round Hawthorn’s 24pt win over Carlton is the closest result, the rest of the games being hugely one-sided affairs. I daresay Collingwood will keep the pattern going tomorrow. Terrible viewing for neutrals.

Yes, I fear it’ll be the same for our game

Dees by 75

😂

8 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

They haven't advanced up the ladder under him at nth.

It's not like they have dud players like we did in the dark days.

They have a much better list than we did back then. AA ruckman, a few good forwards, and some genuine close-to-A-grader midfielders. The problem is there is a huge gap after that filled with average VFL players.

I think Clarkson might be done though. This has real "Pagan at Carlton" stench about it.


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