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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

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Just now, Jaded No More said:

Have you noticed that Howes and Petty are off?

my point is why did we go so small in defence everyone said that when teams were put out

 
 
Just now, jaydenh10 said:

my point is why did we go so small in defence everyone said that when teams were put out

Yes well of course this was a mistake. Dropping Lever and JVR and replacing them with Jefferson alone is woeful

Edited by Jaded No More

Just now, GS_1905 said:

That is poor umpiring

We got too close


A brief slither of light just stamped out.

So quickly

Blink and you miss it

Reminiscent of our few years as a good team

 

So Howes and Petty injured

Viney and May to be suspended

The worst quarter of all time in Q1

Think i’ve covered the main points


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Yes well of course this was a mistake. Dropping Lever and JVR and replacing them with Jefferson alone is woeful

well we have no choice to debut one of adams or kento they should have played earlier on this season

We’ve become an undisciplined rabble …a shadow of the side we were … happy with the odd moment of individual brilliance

The Damien Hardwick school of thuggery really has been brought to the gold coast


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

So Howes and Petty injured

Viney and May to be suspended

The worst quarter of all time in Q1

Think i’ve covered the main points

May cannot be suspended for that

we've kicked more goals than points

just trying to be positive.

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

So Howes and Petty injured

Viney and May to be suspended

The worst quarter of all time in Q1

Think i’ve covered the main points

Play the kids Dub

Im at the 7 minute mark of the first quarter and no idea what the present score is. Havent read any comments.

Took us about 11 mins to get our second entry inside 50.

They've had about 10 and about 90% of time in their forward half. (Now 20 inside 50s to 6 with 1 minute left in the first).

Can't string more than about three consecutive possessions together.

Comtinually turning it over. Fumble city.

Indisciplined stuff still happening.

Coming off the bye and look dissinterested.

Zero energy.

Can't kick a goal to save ourselves.

One of the worst Vic memberships this season yes?

Aside from a May, Bowey, Kozzy and the odd Max contribution there is no spirit, fight, skills or white line fever in the bulk of this list.

We are not AFL worthy or worth watching and on the verge of becoming irrelevant once more if we aren't already.

The team and effectively the entire club is now in complete free fall and will need a complete review and most likely a full rebuild from the coach down.

It will be a decade or more before we become a serious finals prospect once again.

Edited by Demon Dynasty

May should rack the cue and not come back. Cooked.


Just now, Tom Dyson said:

The Damien Hardwick school of thuggery really has been brought to the gold coast

Snipers everywhere and umpire sanctioned.

Just now, DeeSince73 said:

May should rack the cue and not come back. Cooked.

When there is ZERO pressure on the ball carrier and the ball is coming in like that, nobody can defend the mark without infringing.

 
18 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

These guys are not fit enough

Whatever the fitness program is, it’s not nearly good enough

Mind & Body

We need a new Fitness Team as well as many other things!

Our senior players don’t run. It’s not fitness


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