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Petracca can’t kick very well.


Bloody umpire can’t bounce it straight so Max has to fend to compete and is penalised.

They have ONE skill to master, yes, one.

 
2 minutes ago, DeeSince73 said:

Petracca can’t kick very well.

That ping was worthy of an U 12 B.

Horrible from a leader.


Our ability to defend back half transition is abysmally bad

Trac is easily our worst kick, but Jefferson is uncompetitive.

5 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

TV muted. Derwayne and Lego Head are unbearable.

Their bias is insufferable

Salem just missed a15m easy hit up kick. Just fstk off. Useless

Edited by jnrmac

Just now, whatwhat say what said:

trac just burned a team mate to sky it high in the air from a snap rather than feed it to a bloke running into an open goal

not a team player

Everyone loves to get stuck into Clarry, but Trac is very much getting off from any criticism this season. Why?


Nice Melk

good passage of play, accurate field kicks and a brilliant slotted goal from melks

thats more like it


Melksham is a stunning kick for goal. Absolutely nobody in Melbourne comes close from a set shot.

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Everyone loves to get stuck into Clarry, but Trac is very much getting off from any criticism this season. Why?

i don't think he is at all

heaps on demonland are calling out his selfish play and appalling lack of defensive efforts

clayton tries but is not fit

neither are good users of the ball

OMG Tracc can kick a low pass. Leading to a goal chain

Try it again Tracc.

 

I've counted 4 soiled kicks in 5 minutes


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