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3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Their 50โ€™s look fairly open. Why does our always look so congested?

Yep itโ€™s a real puzzle, Champion Data measures us as the second fastest ball movers in the competition, yet we when we enter our F50, everyone else is already there?

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5 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Yep itโ€™s a real puzzle, Champion Data measures us as the second fastest ball movers in the competition, yet we when we enter our F50, everyone else is already there?

Champion Data . . . talk about the emperor with no clothes.

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15 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Their 50โ€™s look fairly open. Why does our always look so congested?

Very few leads or movement too often, so opposition backmen guard grass. And going back 2022 - 2024, our forward gameplan was kick to contest, and get goals from ground balls or stoppages. I think the congestion is also a flow on from then.


The surface at the left end of screen is a bloody disgrace.

If anyone does a knee they should sue the AFL for allowing play in a substandard ground.

Ugh Iโ€™d forgotten how punchable Papley is.

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4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Ugh Iโ€™d forgotten how punchable Papley is.

Great footballer with great goal sense, but the worst over-celebrator in AFL history. Annoys the carp out of me.

Awww Harmesy and JJ ๐Ÿฅน

31 minutes ago, monoccular said:

The surface at the left end of screen is a bloody disgrace.

If anyone does a knee they should sue the AFL for allowing play in a substandard ground.

Commentators said it was due to an Andrea Bocelli concert and relayed turf

Weird thing is Bocelli said it looked fine when he left


Far out, that free against Darcy ๐Ÿ˜ก

Reckon itโ€™s just me but I donโ€™t mind Papley. Gets in peopleโ€™s faces and they fall for it. Love his energy and wish we had him

Just now, DubDee said:

Commentators said it was due to an Andrea Bocelli concert and relayed turf

Weird thing is Bocelli said it looked fine when he left

That concert was months ago though, what have the ground staff been doing?


14 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

That concert was months ago though, what have the ground staff been doing?

Not much apparently

disgraceful maintenance, not like you donโ€™t get rain in Shydney

What a fantastic contest and massive pressure. And I have always thought that the jumpers of these two are a spectacular contrast especially at night - second only of course to Dees v anyone.

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Chad Warnerโ€ฆ that was NOT a mark. Umps at it again

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Their 50โ€™s look fairly open. Why does our always look so congested?

Their 50s look open because nobody can keep their feet โ€“ half of the players are lying on the ground.

BTW. Whatโ€™s happened to the SCG this week? Mario Lanza concert? Pavarotti? Caruso? Certainly looks like they have dug up half the ground. Couldnโ€™t be from that one 12 weeks ago? Were they radioactive?


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