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Fumble city inside 50 and we let them exit out far too easily.

Forward craft and general forward play is a joke fest.

 

Lever hasn't touched it nor mcvee

But the grass is feeling really well guarded


Reason we lose so many game ball movement ours is dreadful week in week out. Yet we have a generational ruckman so frustrating

Oliver dump kick inside 50. Handball options on or even taking steps out of contest to give himself time.

Not sure how many more examples we need before people realise how surplus to needs some of our mids are.

Same [censored] different game. Contest keeps us in it. Same story, over and over.

We're incapable of taking a mark

Gawn on holiday

 

Give Kozzi more money

1 goal 1 assist

we don’t score without him

You can see we're screaming out for a genuinely tall KF. We just cough up too many potential contested marks to ordinary oppo defenders


Zero idea about kicking the ball to our advantage. Every long ball to the wrong side


The Rat has 6 intercepts.

Serious question. Who was Rooh kicking it to then?

Who is Viney running straight ahead towards then kicking it straight ahead at full tilt???? Why does he never stop / prop, run around and try to find a free player?

Just now, jnrmac said:

Zero idea about kicking the ball to our advantage. Every long ball to the wrong side

Give us time to work on it.

Oh, wait ..


 

No one makes goals harder to come by than us

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