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8 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I really dislike a lot of Carlton supporters

I dislike all of them including my sister.

 
34 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Has anyone ever watched every game in a round ever.

Split screen perhaps?

It's like the daily trifecta of Maccas, Hungry Jacks and KFC.

Only healthier.

That depends on which teams you’re watching.

8 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Jordan Lewis absolutely hammering the Blues midfield for lack of defensive spread. And you can see it live right in front of you. If GWS continue to press their advantage in this regard they will win easily.

if cripps doesn't win the ball at the stoppage - which i would say is 1 in 4, cos he's such a brute in that situation - then he simply doesn't move defensively at all

 

I don't hate the fact that they're so mid but far out Carlton are frustrating to watch. They remind me of 2015-2016 Melbourne. So close yet so far at the same time. And they've been like that for like 12 years except for 2 somewhat okay years.

GWS can do the entire comp a massive favor here and knock off these [censored]. If there is ever a club or set of supporters that deserve to be a rabble for this long, it is the Carlton football club.

Charlie Curnow is the biggest [censored] of all. His cringe grab the jumper celebrations is laughable. So many times he celebrates in such a way only for them to lose anyway. 😂😂

There is no player more overrated. His best is top 5 worthy, but his worst doesn’t even make the top 40.

 

Mild sunny afternoon in country Victoria, a wonderful event with my family this morning, woodfire on as the chill begins to settle, a glass of red only 5 steps away... and Carlton losing. I will open the Savoury Shapes in a minute and my afternoon will be close to perfect. (unless the Blues rally and win which will make me vomit up red wine and biscuits)

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Giants paying $2.80 to beat the Blues

Next up Lions paying $3.20 to beat the Hawks

Bizarre odds. I’m going to make some money today!

Gotta say, for an interstate team who is not at home and who has zero fans, the Giants cheer squad looks very impressive, especially when compared to Carlton who never look good. The Blues have no giant flags and most of their medium and small flags are faded and frayed around the edges. For a club with so many members they’re cheap bastards 😂

19 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

GWS can do the entire comp a massive favor here and knock off these [censored]. If there is ever a club or set of supporters that deserve to be a rabble for this long, it is the Carlton football club.

Charlie Curnow is the biggest [censored] of all. His cringe grab the jumper celebrations is laughable. So many times he celebrates in such a way only for them to lose anyway. 😂😂

There is no player more overrated. His best is top 5 worthy, but his worst doesn’t even make the top 40.

Carlton has always been a club of wannabes. Were only ever good because they had the money back in the no salary-cap days. And benefited from awesome zoning. As soon as that was taken away from them they've slowly fallen down to reality as a club of wannabes. Even when they won in the 80s and 90s they only did because of brown paper bags.


Seeing carlton lose always puts a smile on my face

and Toby Greene is a super player

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we win tomorrow and sail past the Blues on the ladder

15 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Mild sunny afternoon in country Victoria, a wonderful event with my family this morning, woodfire on as the chill begins to settle, a glass of red only 5 steps away... and Carlton losing. I will open the Savoury Shapes in a minute and my afternoon will be close to perfect. (unless the Blues rally and win which will make me vomit up red wine and biscuits)

You Sir, have life all figured out

My red wine and biscuits can sit comfortably in my stomach as I sit back content with another Blues loss.

6 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Gotta say, for an interstate team who is not at home and who has zero fans, the Giants cheer squad looks very impressive, especially when compared to Carlton who never look good. The Blues have no giant flags and most of their medium and small flags are faded and frayed around the edges. For a club with so many members they’re cheap bastards 😂

GC and GWS always get stringers from opposing supporters depending on who is playing. I reckon there would have been a few Pies supporters in that GWS cheersquad today


GWS play soccer at training too. Hmmmm.

Just now, praha said:

GC and GWS always get stringers from opposing supporters depending on who is playing. I reckon there would have been a few Pies supporters in that GWS cheersquad today

This is true and I myself was a SunScreamer (GC cheer squad member) for a day. But the props: the flags and floggers etc. are better and there’s more of them than some Vic. teams, teams who actually do have fans.

Good thing about Brisbane and Hawthorn .

The umpires dilemma ....who do I give all my free kicks to..

 

The Carlton forums are fun right now. This gave me a chuckle.

We had a chance to trade McKay for Petracca, exactly the kind of player we need right now. Instead we pick Mr "In no rush for a premiership" who plays 1 good game out of every 4.


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