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NON-MFC: Round 05

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Every time Adelaide hit a forward on the chest I’m like ‘ooo, nice pass’

But are they actually nice passes or is it that I haven’t seen any decent forward entries for 4 years.

 
 

Of all the rules we have stuffed up, man in front being paid the mark is now rubbery. Stuff me.


5 minutes ago, Dingo said:

What’s a fully managed training program please.

Time outs basically

 

Geelong getting their usual umpire love. At home, interstate, anywhere.

Just now, Stiff Arm said:

Umpires doing their best to ruin a high standard game

Yeah, I’m a bit pay the Mark to the man in front type of opinion as well.

BTW. Is that the useless bastard that WE usually get?


2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Geelong getting their usual umpire love. At home, interstate, anywhere.

They must’ve forked out for the extended coverage package.

Watching the crows forwards It’s frustrating & unbelievable how our club hasn’t been able to develop & trade in any power forwards to maximise our premiership window!


We could only manage 6 goals in a full game against Jeeelong. Such a massive difference…5 marks for the Quarter!!!

Crows are awesome to watch. Fast, hard, 3 big forwards kicking goals, good skills.

1 minute ago, Demonsone said:

Watching the crows forwards It’s frustrating & unbelievable how our club hasn’t been able to develop & trade in any power forwards to maximise our premiership window!

This alone should be the reason to say goodbye to the coach and most of the FD. Complete waste of our window.

Where’s Jeremy Cameron? So weird, thought he wasn’t even playing

1 minute ago, DemonWheels said:

Where’s Jeremy Cameron? So weird, thought he wasn’t even playing

Huh! I thought the same


4 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

This alone should be the reason to say goodbye to the coach and most of the FD. Complete waste of our window.

11 goals in a half. Just imagine that…!!!

6 minutes ago, slimecat said:

The Crows will annihilate us.

Besides WC, who won't?

 

Lmao, in spite of our elite talent on paper, we should be relishing shootouts like this, but instead, we can’t engage in a shootout even if our lives depended on it. We can only dream about 60-72 pts at half time these days.

Essendon are no mugs and still put up 100 in a 60 pt loss, so if they are “on” Kako is the exact player to kick a bag on us think Brad Dick.. but only difference is, Kako is looking to be a bonefide superstar.


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