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13 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

you are OUR middle-aged cheer squad nuffie tho โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

Right? Itโ€™s not the label that bothered me, itโ€™s how it was said. You said it with love (I think) ๐Ÿ˜

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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Wonโ€™t be needing it, Fence.

Now get a pen and paper and write this down: Calvin Klein Euphoria x 3 bottles.

Atta boy! (pats Fence on the head condescendingly)

And thatโ€™s Euphoria for women not men. Turn up with menโ€™s and youโ€™ll be drinking it, all three bottles. I trust we understand one another.

Now Ghosty.The original bet was for eu de cologne or similar coz I figured between your ciggies red Bull and other vices thats about all you could afford! Euphoria eh $150 a bottle gee ghosty how long does it take for you to hack payphones, kids money boxes and your busking routines to save for it??

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2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

DannyZ is a trusted and respected poster whoโ€™s always on the money, so to speak. He has said what Iโ€™ve said and as far as I can see, he hasnโ€™t been told heโ€™ll have MASSIVE egg on his face. Note: not just eggโ€ฆ MASSIVE egg.

(Sigh) Iโ€™ve explained this so many times: months ago I asked Judd if heโ€™s gonna sign. He said he already has and that leaving the MFC was never a consideration. He could easily have said heโ€™s not sure yet, he hasnโ€™t decided yet, etc.

Since then Iโ€™ve never brought it up again. But he has.

He has never strayed from his original stance.

Additional new bit: Iโ€™ve gotten to know Lily, Juddโ€™s partner. Was loath to mention this because when Kozzie had one foot out the door (according to many on here) I shared conversations Iโ€™d had with Ardu, Kozzieโ€™s partner wherein she said Koz wasnโ€™t leaving the MFC. Of course, the belligerent element on here went to town on it. Some folks act as though theyโ€™re paying me for things I share so god help me if anything I say turns out to be โ€œwrongโ€ for Iโ€™ll have MASSIVE egg on my face. ๐Ÿ™„

PS: you can call me a random fan, it really doesnโ€™t bother me. Iโ€™ve been called worse on here eg. Iโ€™m a needy middle-aged cheer squad nuffie. All good, I know who I am. ๐Ÿ™‚

To be fair, if a crazy fan kept hassling me about my contract status, Iโ€™d probably end up telling them what they wanted to hear just to shut them up. Youโ€™re a nut, but youโ€™re our nut (same as Pickett).

3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Wonโ€™t be needing it, Fence.

Now get a pen and paper and write this down: Calvin Klein Euphoria x 3 bottles.

youโ€™re far too lenient Ghosty.

Iโ€™d be asking him for a bottle of Le Monde Sur Mesure


46 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

youโ€™re far too lenient Ghosty.

Iโ€™d be asking him for a bottle of Le Monde Sur Mesure

Iโ€™ve not heard of that one which means itโ€™s not available at Chemist Warehouse ๐Ÿ˜…

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

To be fair, if a crazy fan kept hassling me about my contract status, Iโ€™d probably end up telling them what they wanted to hear just to shut them up. Youโ€™re a nut, but youโ€™re our nut (same as Pickett).

Youโ€™ve crossed the line Tremblay. Not by calling me a nut, I know Iโ€™m a nut, I own it and even embrace it. BUTโ€ฆ

โ€œSame as Pickett?!!!!! SAME AS PICKETT???!

Low blow bruh.

3 hours ago, picket fence said:

Now Ghosty.The original bet was for eu de cologne or similar coz I figured between your ciggies red Bull and other vices thats about all you could afford! Euphoria eh $150 a bottle gee ghosty how long does it take for you to hack payphones, kids money boxes and your busking routines to save for it??

Youโ€™re right, I canโ€™t afford it which is why Iโ€™m not the one buying itโ€ฆ you are.

#MethinksSomeoneIsStartingToSch!ttHimself

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10 hours ago, picket fence said:

Now Ghosty.The original bet was for eu de cologne or similar coz I figured between your ciggies red Bull and other vices thats about all you could afford! Euphoria eh $150 a bottle gee ghosty how long does it take for you to hack payphones, kids money boxes and your busking routines to save for it??

Your concerns may be moot.

But in fairness the wager was as you suggest.

48 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Your concerns may be moot.

But in fairness the wager was as you suggest.

No it wasnโ€™t. It was eau de parfum, not eau de cologne.

And if I was concerned about having to hit up Dan Murphyโ€™s - which Iโ€™m not - those are the concerns thatโ€™d be moot, not Fenceโ€™s.


11 hours ago, picket fence said:

Now Ghosty.The original bet was for eu de cologne or similar coz I figured between your ciggies red Bull and other vices thats about all you could afford! Euphoria eh $150 a bottle gee ghosty how long does it take for you to hack payphones, kids money boxes and your busking routines to save for it??

I'd get it now while it's on special and save yourself a few bucks.

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You would think... the longer this goes the less likely he is actually staying.

Otherwise what is so secret squirrel important about either McVee or announcing a contract ๐Ÿค”? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I think even if he goes, The Ghost Who Stalks should get some parfums de marly AND Euphoria just for the pure entertainment.

Picket can have a long neck of ice cold Melbourne Bitter. Or Invalid Stout.

On 28/08/2025 at 07:56, Dee Zephyr said:

In all fairness DannyZ heard the same thing all those months ago.

Yeah he did but he didn't berate any posters who dared to question the legitimacy of his information. He also didn't say he was told from a player at a training run I mean seriously, what do you expect the player to say? "Nah I'll be gone as soon as the seasons done, can't wait to get out of this place!" ๐Ÿ™„

I'm not saying either are wrong I'm saying posters are within their rights to take the information with a grain of salt.

On 28/08/2025 at 09:12, beelzebub said:

Tbh I don't really care nor have any angst in this matter. He stays, he goes... whatever.

Nothing about season 26 really pivots upon Judd. A handy player...so are many out there.

The only thing I find curious....is why... ( not the who ).. What's the big fn deal ?? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

But hey, stand back that teacup might explode any second now

Agreed. Heโ€™s not a gem or winning factor. Heโ€™s handy and smooth.

I wouldnโ€™t be bothered if he decided to look around either.


3 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Agreed. Heโ€™s not a gem or winning factor. Heโ€™s handy and smooth.

I wouldnโ€™t be bothered if he decided to look around either.

Tbh... I find it all highly bizarre. Yes, hes a good player. He's no unicorn. I would have thought any and all contracts/announcements ought to be quite pedestrian and yet here we are all but gazing at a book's cover wondering whether it's Le Carre , Cartland or Doyle !! Very odd !!

I have/am enjoying the entertainment value and I might suggest the combatant could be wise to absolutely define and agree upon the wager as I sense the bell looms.

Good luck...

15 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Yeah he did but he didn't berate any posters who dared to question the legitimacy of his information. He also didn't say he was told from a player at a training run I mean seriously, what do you expect the player to say? "Nah I'll be gone as soon as the seasons done, can't wait to get out of this place!" ๐Ÿ™„

I'm not saying either are wrong I'm saying posters are within their rights to take the information with a grain of salt.

Do you read posts before commenting? Clearly you donโ€™t because if you did youโ€™d know that I asked him ONCE about his contract, and any and all subsequent discussions have been brought up by HIM, ie. NOT me. Understand now? Or need I say it another bazillion times.

Posters like you and @Ethan Tremblay (who said if he was a player and a fan was hassling him heโ€™d say anything to shut them up) are not only rude but also clueless. Do you really think Iโ€™d be made to feel so welcome by everyone at the club if I was hassling anyone? Think about it. No, I wouldnโ€™t be.

Ugh I canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m yet again doing this.

Because of people like you and your ilk Iโ€™ll never again share anything I know thatโ€™s yet to become public knowledge.

PS: donโ€™t forget to (sarcastic) laugh emoji this post just as you add to pretty much everything I say.

PPS: DannyZ never berates posters who question the validity of his info because no one ever does question the validity of his info. Simples.

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Is there a world where everyone is correct here.

I'm wondering if perhaps he did sign, but it hasn't been announced as he is leaving on an NBA style 'sign and trade' deal ๐Ÿค”

Not sure how that works for the Ghosty and Fence bet though. Nil all draw.

Hey @picket fence Was having mad fun f ing with you but yet again Iโ€™ve let a couple of arzeholes wear me down. Donโ€™t worry about perfume, a donation to Demonland, even a small one, will be fine. Or nothing, your choice. Curse this thin skin, Iโ€™m conceding itโ€™ll never be thick enough for DL ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Hey @picket fence Was having mad fun f ing with you but yet again Iโ€™ve let a couple of arzeholes wear me down. Donโ€™t worry about perfume, a donation to Demonland, even a small one, will be fine. Or nothing, your choice. Curse this thin skin, Iโ€™m conceding itโ€™ll never be thick enough for DL ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Hey Ghosty - channel your inner TayTay

Shake It Off Taylor Swift GIF

Just now, Sideshow Bob said:

Hey Ghosty - channel your inner TayTay

I wish ๐Ÿ™

17 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

You'd think if Jackson was heading our way we probably wouldn't be chasing Max Heath would we?

Why wouldnโ€™t we,think about it did Gawn and Jackson work well together

As great as heโ€™s been the end for Gawn is coming sooner rather than later

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32 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Is there a world where everyone is correct here.

I'm wondering if perhaps he did sign, but it hasn't been announced as he is leaving on an NBA style 'sign and trade' deal ๐Ÿค”

Not sure how that works for the Ghosty and Fence bet though. Nil all draw.

Interesting. Truly. Do they do this now ? If so why ? I e.. what advantages are there and to whom ?

As to the bet, doesn't it rest on him staying or going ? But it does raise a quandary as you suggest. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

5 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Interesting. Truly. Do they do this now ? If so why ? I e.. what advantages are there and to whom ?

As to the bet, doesn't it rest on him staying or going ? But it does raise a quandary as you suggest. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I guess it means that the club can get better trade value as he is now contracted and the player also has some collateral as a contract means he gets paid his value if a trade falls through - can't get shafted as a last minute minimum value contract.


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