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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Gold Coast

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We are a putrid football team. I hate watching us play at the moment. 

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    1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    Commentators give us absolutely nothing. Nothing. 

    We've gone from flag favourite in round 7 to bottom 6 and 4 losses on the trot. We've kicked 2 behinds in 20 minutes. What do you want from them?

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    Can't really win watching this one. Nothing to play for, no kids playing other than Tholstrup, senior players have really given up.

    At least when you're rebuilding you can watch to see 'good signs', but this is just meaningless.

     
    2 minutes ago, Heart Beats True said:

    We are a shell of a football team at the moment. Truly pathetic by foot, zero composure. I’m sorry but Goodwin looks to have lost them. At the moment, we are looking like the bad Melbourne of old.

    To be fair, both teams are looking terrible so far, but GCS look like they could explode at any moment

    1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    Commentators give us absolutely nothing. Nothing. 

    To be fair, we’re giving nothing positive for the commentators to talk about us.

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    1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    Commentators give us absolutely nothing. Nothing. 

    But what do you expect? Dermie is pointing out that Petty can't get near it... everything is static coming out of defence....

    Can’t question the effort at the moment. 
    Our skills are killing us. 

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    I'm in Canberra and decided not to watch it today. Following the game on 'Land only. Sounds hectic. Grant Hill Sport GIF by SHOWTIME Sports

     

    Great kick by Billings. Turner looks by far the most likely forward.


    Just now, Deefensive Language said:

    But what do you expect? Dermie is pointing out that Petty can't get near it... everything is static coming out of defence....

    I'm surprised you can understand anything Dermie says @Deefensive Language.


    Boy you guys are a pack of sad sacks. Effort is there, 

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    Disco 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


    Good god, Brereton is the biggest [censored] commentator behind BT

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    Viney in the midfield has turned the momentum.

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    Ok with all the negativity around Id just like to say Van Rooyen and Turner are really starting to impress.

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