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TRAINING: Monday 1st July 2024

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yesterday a man came to our tent, snatched a sausage in bread and ran off without paying. No biggie, but if that person happens to be someone on here, please know that you could’ve pulled me aside and explained you had no $ and I would’ve paid for it. I’ve done this before with the odd kid who doesn’t have $ and it’s better than nicking one, especially in front of the teenagers we had working with us.

Cut to the next DA BBQ and there’s WCW weighted down with hundreds of coins to pay for the snags people claim they can’t afford 😂

Seriously people are the worst.

I understand if you have no money, but resorting to stealing from a fundraiser is downright putrid behaviour. Akin to stealing a Bunning sausage from a girl scout. 

I bet he was a Pies fan who got lost 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yesterday a man came to our tent, snatched a sausage in bread and ran off without paying.  

    Thats poor form and a sad reflection of some parts of society. I cringe the day you will need to resort to CCTV at Community events.

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    1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

    Seriously people are the worst.

    I understand if you have no money, but resorting to stealing from a fundraiser is downright putrid behaviour. Akin to stealing a Bunning sausage from a girl scout. 

    I bet he was a Pies fan who got lost 

    If he was a Pies fan he’s one of the (extremely rare) clever ones since he was wearing a Dees guernsey and therefore blended in. 😅 

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    11 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    People who steal sausages are the wurst.

    And most likely a brat.

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    31 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    And most likely a brat.

    Suffering from small goods syndrome 

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    16 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

    And most likely a brat.

    This sort of thing makes me Kransky's!

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    On 01/07/2024 at 13:54, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    That's great news.

    Perhaps a return to Casey this week for limited minutes, full VFL game the weekend after and then a return for the Freo game??

    Get him cherry ripe for the Prelim 

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    22 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

    And most likely a brat.

    He should have just been frank about it

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    22 hours ago, picket fence said:

    This sort of thing makes me Kransky's!

    Kransky Fransky? Any relation to Cranky Franky?

    Edited by John Demonic

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    On 02/07/2024 at 15:31, Jaded No More said:

    Seriously people are the worst.

    I understand if you have no money, but resorting to stealing from a fundraiser is downright putrid behaviour. Akin to stealing a Bunning sausage from a girl scout. 

    I bet he was a Pies fan who got lost 

    Being lost trying to find a place 100 metres up the road wouldn't be beyond them..

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