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6 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

If I don't, somebody else will, Bobo. Sorry...

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I clearly don’t have the presents of mind to spell correctly tonight.

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    3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Why do the Fox Footy commentators wear pocket squares? 

    That's made me google 'pocket square'.

    Result? Yet another reminder of how full-to-bursting the internet must be...

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    5 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    [censored] yeah

    Sacrificial lamb to launch into the air to smother and land with their shoulder on his jaw and knock him out for 4 minutes in what becomes a widely acknowledged football action

    I can tell you one thing for sure… should the above ‘footy act’ occur, you won’t hear our cheer squad doing the long Melbourne chant. We wouldn’t stoop to the absolutely disgusting low of their fans.

    Can’t promise we won’t be doing it in our heads though. 😡

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I can tell you one thing for sure… should the above ‘footy act’ occur, you won’t hear our cheer squad doing the long Melbourne chant. We wouldn’t stoop to the absolutely disgusting low of their fans.

    Can’t promise we won’t be doing it in our heads though. 😡

    You’re beyond reproach as well should be 

    Me though, I’ll be on my megaphone doing it

     

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    Be if loggs sometimes only need to be there and compete with a bit of aggression. Other times around the ground useless but in front of goal.  Priceless. Go dogs 

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    Just now, layzie said:

    KB won't be a grudge match against Maynard. Time to move on

    Exactly.  He got the premiership unfortunately so he couldn't give a rats what comes next week 

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    Exactly.  He got the premiership unfortunately so he couldn't give a rats what comes next week 

    Yeah look I don’t know

    if one spent the rest of one’s career watching out for Darcy and may hits, each of which knocks you out for 12 days, each of which causes brain damage, each of which could cause CTE, that might [censored] you up

    I’m not Old Testament usually but on this I am. 

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    That would have to be one of the first times i've seen an umpire push a player around on 'the stand' mark when they've started about 2 to 3 meters on the inside of the man taking the mark.

    Do it all the time or just scrap the stand rule.  So poorly officiated.

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    8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Big Jimmy’s record being broken is bad, but what’s worse is that it’s likely to be broken by an amoral grub who once sent inappropriate texts to underage girls. What a shameful passing of the mantle. 

    Won't happen till next year, if it happens.

    Meanwhile, a distant bright spot: CP5 is second on the list!

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    Memo to Goodwin. 
     

    Pies lack talls so they focus on the mosquito fleet to run and run 

    stop their run stop the corridor 

    Pies runners 

    Daicos and Daicis and Crisp and Lipinski and Sullivan

    defence: noble and quaynor

    small forwards: hill and mccreery and Schultz and Harrison 

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    Just now, Demon Dynasty said:

    The Bont!

    JUH is a beaut

    Perfect kick to where only Bont could get it 

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    So be honest, how many times have you watched Darcy creme the Merde, I'm losing count. Sam Darcy gets my 6 points in this week's votes. 

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