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NON-MFC: Round 12

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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The AFL won’t hate him being out against us. Anything to help keep the disgusting Gussy incident swept under the carpet. 

Sadly agree  

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    I hope Maynard doesn’t get delayed concussion and miss KBD. I want to see May to do what Darcy did.

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    Shame Harmes is out of the game, he could have finished the job for his mate Gussy

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    12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The AFL won’t hate him being out against us. Anything to help keep the disgusting Gussy incident swept under the carpet. 

    If he’s not, I really really want the club to be in the media alllll week with that footage 

    all week

    just to remind everyone what happened 

    revenge

    Revenge damn you!!! 

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    13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The AFL won’t hate him being out against us. Anything to help keep the disgusting Gussy incident swept under the carpet. 

    If he’s not, I really really want the club to be in the media alllll week with that footage 

    all week

    just to remind everyone what happened 

    revenge

    Revenge damn you!!! 

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    28 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Poor Harmes. Pinged something 

    Done his Harmestring apparently.

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    I was hoping Melksham would be ready to play KB and show Maynard his ex boxing skills. 

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    pies looking sharp. injuries or not they'll be a tough assignment next week

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    4 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

    Could they get 3 bigger Muppets in the commentary box? nausating

    Probably beating a dead horse but it’s amazing how the premier mainstream broadcast can have 3 commentators that suck energy out of a game. 
     

    No charisma, no insightful takes (I reckon Richo was much better early on and he’s fallen to BT and Brayshaws level) and from a very basic broadcast perspective they speak in monotone!!! It’s incredible to me that there isn’t someone in production telling them to EMOTE MORE WITH YOUR VOICE. 
     

    They are a constant distraction from the game from how ducking boring they are

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    2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    If he’s not, I really really want the club to be in the media alllll week with that footage 

    all week

    just to remind everyone what happened 

    revenge

    Revenge damn you!!! 

    I’d love that too, but it won’t happen. Collingwood don’t want attention drawn to that miscarriage of justice last September and because the AFL is Collingwood’s little b!ttch they’ll make sure it’s not in the spotlight.

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    I can't comment on the commentators because i have the mute button engaged. always

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    5 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    I am so angry I said it twice !!!!! 

    All good. It warrants repeating!

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    3 minutes ago, BDA said:

    pies looking sharp. injuries or not they'll be a tough assignment next week

    Hate to say it but it’s true, their gameplay takes care of itself. They don’t look like they suffer very much no matter what the injury. 

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’d love that too, but it won’t happen. Collingwood don’t want attention drawn to that miscarriage of justice last September and because the AFL is Collingwood’s little b!ttch they’ll make sure it’s not in the spotlight.

    Banner.

    ”Never forget.”

    would

    ”Maynard is a maggot” be too controversial?

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    Lets go Doggies

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    Sam Darcy my new favourite non Dee’s player 

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    8 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    I hope Maynard doesn’t get delayed concussion and miss KBD. I want to see May to do what Darcy did.

    Nah we can't afford to lose May. In fact if I was the melbourne team next week I wouldn't say one word to Maynard. Not one. It will mess with his head. Just go in a bit harder with the extra tackle. 

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    Geez you go outside for a cigarette to calm your seething anger, come back inside and the Doggies are in front. 😃

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    2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Nah we can't afford to lose May. In fact if I was the melbourne team next week I wouldn't say one word to Maynard. Not one. It will mess with his head. Just go in a bit harder with the extra tackle. 

    Solid plan! No handshake no eye contact

    as if he doesn’t exist

    love it 

    dehumanise him 

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