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NO TRAINING: Tuesday 21st May 2024

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I’ll be at Gosch’s today to watch training. Hopefully *someone else is there and a proper training report will be submitted. I won’t be talking to the boys today, I’m sure the last thing they need is a certified nuffie annoying the bejesus out of them. ☹️

*what a shame Kev had to 86 Demonland. 

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    8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’ll be at Gosch’s today to watch training. Hopefully *someone else is there and a proper training report will be submitted. I won’t be talking to the boys today, I’m sure the last thing they need is a certified nuffie annoying the bejesus out of them. ☹️

    *what a shame Kev had to 86 Demonland. 

    The weather yesterday and today is a reflection of how we are feeling here in Demonland.

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    2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    The weather yesterday and today is a reflection of how we are feeling here in Demonland.

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    Not me!!! I love winter. The colder the better. Don’t love Sunday’s result, but not giving up so easily on our team. 

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    7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Not me!!! I love winter. The colder the better. Don’t love Sunday’s result, but not giving up so easily on our team. 

    Don't mind the cold but hate the rain.

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    4 minutes ago, Dee Boys said:

    Was going to head along but training website was showing this…

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    Don’t tell me they have switched to Casey and Goody said bring your mouth guards! 

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    11 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    hope they bring their mouthguards

    Yeah that's the angriest (relatively speaking) I've seen Goodwin in a post game presser in years.

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    18 minutes ago, Dee Boys said:

    Was going to head along but training website was showing this…

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    Dagnabbit I’m already here. I mean, I have to go to the Demon Shop, but I could’ve done that before the match on Sunday. They clearly decided to change the venue, maybe due to Sunday’s debacle. Oh well I might watch Collingwood train on the other oval here. Dontchya hate it when you are likely gonna see Maynard but forgot to bring a baseball bat?!

     

    JK I’m not condoning violence by any stretch. But if I did, y’all would set up crowd funding to post bail for me, right? 😁

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    24 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    hope they bring their mouthguards

    What does this mean? 

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    • Demonland changed the title to TRAINING: Tuesday 21st May 2024
    14 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    full on training with plenty of physicality

    Thanks CF, that makes sense. Doesn’t apply to Fritta though, he hasn’t worn a mouthguard since playing in the juniors and that was only because they made him wear one. Silly bugger. 

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    In case anyone is wondering, they’re not at Casey Fields either. Maybe they’ve found one huge naughty corner. 😩

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    In case anyone is wondering, they’re not at Casey Fields either. Maybe they’ve found one huge naughty corner. 😩

    Haha that's funny...really Fritta doesn't wear mouth guard?  Geez he's asking for trouble isn't he, thought he would have learned from Jackson getting his mouth all smashed up.

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    Haha that's funny...really Fritta doesn't wear mouth guard?  Geez he's asking for trouble isn't he, thought he would have learned from Jackson getting his mouth all smashed up.

    He refuses to wear one, much to his parents’ and girlfriend’s chagrin. I think it’s coz it makes him gag 🤷‍♀️ 

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    3 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

    Maybe Ed rented out out Camp Curnow near Torquay to the Dees?

    It's the least he could do after missing that last game.

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    8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    He refuses to wear one, much to his parents’ and girlfriend’s chagrin. I think it’s coz it makes him gag 🤷‍♀️ 

    I was of the same mindset  in my teenage years and the regret was profound after attempting to take a Russell Robertson type ‘hanger’ , losing balance , then landing on the steel fence, mouth first😱

    6 months of dental therapy later, I was fortunately able to retain my bottom front teeth , 3 of which had been indented 45 degrees upon impact🤦‍♂️

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    3 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    I was of the same mindset  in my teenage years and the regret was profound after attempting to take a Russell Robertson type ‘hanger’ , losing balance , then landing on the steel fence, mouth first😱

    6 months of dental therapy later, I was fortunately able to retain my bottom front teeth , 3 of which had been indented 45 degrees upon impact🤦‍♂️

    I should copy and paste this and send it to Fritta. Or better still, to his girlfriend and/or parents since it wouldn’t be ignored.

    What a traumatic experience for you 😢

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    46 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Thanks CF, that makes sense. Doesn’t apply to Fritta though, he hasn’t worn a mouthguard since playing in the juniors and that was only because they made him wear one. Silly bugger. 

    He might be like me and just can't wear them, they just were too uncomfortable.

    I also have a slight underbite so it made it even worse, don't think Fritta does but I've not looked that closely tbh

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    18 minutes ago, Young Angus said:

    It's the least he could do after missing that last game.

    Methinks No. 31 is referring to Eddie Everywhere, not our Ed. Speaking of our Ed, he’s perfectly entitled to attend his sister’s wedding o/s, especially when players miss a game for the birth of their child. 

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    29 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Methinks No. 31 is referring to Eddie Everywhere, not our Ed. Speaking of our Ed, he’s perfectly entitled to attend his sister’s wedding o/s, especially when players miss a game for the birth of their child. 

    Of course he is, just being silly.

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    I was of the same mindset  in my teenage years and the regret was profound after attempting to take a Russell Robertson type ‘hanger’ , losing balance , then landing on the steel fence, mouth first😱

    6 months of dental therapy later, I was fortunately able to retain my bottom front teeth , 3 of which had been indented 45 degrees upon impact🤦‍♂️

    Ouch !

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Dagnabbit I’m already here. I mean, I have to go to the Demon Shop, but I could’ve done that before the match on Sunday. They clearly decided to change the venue, maybe due to Sunday’s debacle. Oh well I might watch Collingwood train on the other oval here. Dontchya hate it when you are likely gonna see Maynard but forgot to bring a baseball bat?!

     

    JK I’m not condoning violence by any stretch. But if I did, y’all would set up crowd funding to post bail for me, right? 😁

    I would definitely post bail for you

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