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12 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I question if the the mental and emotional toll from all the Brayshaw fallout will have an effect. 

An effect or not, as a recent Premiership team, we should have the ability to deal with it. Sparrow played a significant game by his own standards in the QF. He wanted to win the game, and he kicked one goal. At another stage, he attempted to score one more goal on his own, which is encouraging. I hope to see more players follow in his footsteps.

 

Schache sub? We must really like someone in the draft and want to get in before Carlton GWS and Brisbane

 

Jeepers. 

 

I hope goody put a remote control cattle prob in schache’s jocks. When he comes on we need him to be electric(uted)!!


6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

How are there 9 Carlton supporters in a row in a Demons Category 1 Bay?

Embrace it. Make their life like hell for the next 3 hrs. Make them wish they regret the decision. 

We must perform a Maynard on multiple Carlton players from the get go. Totally non pre meditated football actions, of course. Before they take max out. 

5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not flights, but I’ve booked accommodation. I wouldn’t say it’s the cheapest and nastiest but it does come with a free infestation of bedbugs which you get to take home. 🥳

There’s free cancellation up to 24 hours prior. I WON’T be cancelling it though. ❤️💙

There’ll be plenty of rooms back on the market when all those Blues fans cancel their bookings tomorrow.

 
14 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Because other clubs don’t cop suspensions apparently 🙄

May will fart near Curnow and get 10 weeks 

If he had the same curry I had last night, he should get 10 weeks!


We beat the Swans in Sydney and Carlton struggled against them in Melbourne. 

Just now, leave it to deever said:

We beat the Swans in Sydney and Carlton struggled against them in Melbourne. 

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1 minute ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

If he had the same curry I had last night, he should get 10 weeks!

Sounds like there could be a few hard feelings and they don't have a trust factor with him. Maybe the Jackson checkout last year is still fresh.

Just now, leave it to deever said:

We beat the Swans in Sydney and Carlton struggled against them in Melbourne. 

Ah yes...those good ol' days when we had the odd one or two that knew where the barn was....and could hit it.....  Alas seems like distant history now.

The only way we're winning is to turn back the clock. 

Didnt book tickets through the D.A. but sitting right in the throng haha


Casual observations, Carlton supporters can afford to get haircuts unlike Collingwood supporters and I think Vape and Cigarette shops would go out of business without Carlton supporters. 

Just now, beelzebub said:

Ah yes...those good ol' days when we had the odd one or two that knew where the barn was....and could hit it.....  Alas seems like distant history now.

The only way we're winning is to turn back the clock. 

We've got this. A fast start as well.

4 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Grundy would have been a great sub, very poorly handled 

If he hadn't checked out ....but also Ruckmen rarely make it as sub.  Can't recall one?


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Now there’s a family of 5 Blues in this Category 1 Dees area. I know Category 1 Dees who could not get tickets. This is a disgrace. 

Complain to club post game. Straight to Pert. 

Well...

Cya at the end ....

Go Dees

💙💙💙💙🍻🏆

 

17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

How are there 9 Carlton supporters in a row in a Demons Category 1 Bay?

They will be gone by three quarter time.

 

Feels like we have good numbers 

14 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Schache sub? We must really like someone in the draft and want to get in before Carlton GWS and Brisbane

 

Jeepers. 

I hope there's not too much breeze.


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