Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

19 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I should have wagged work. I am not productive at all. 

Tomorrow will be worse, but I have meetings I need to be switched on for. At least they are in the morning, so I can take an early mark and sneak out. My boss is going to line up for MCC walk ups, so I'm safe. 

I haven't slept for two nights 😅

 

No smith?

 
Just now, layzie said:

Grundy smiled. That's all I have to report so far.

Clearly he’s not taking this seriously enough. 


5 minutes ago, layzie said:

They're walking out now 

How packed is Gosch's ? Hoping there's a huge contingent of Dees supporters, probably mostly kids and teens because they don't have to face the hard reality of having a job.

 

52 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Times like this I hate living interstate.

Enjoy everyone!

Training updates would be greatly appreciated. 

If you're south of the Murrumbidgee @dazzledavey36 then you're not really interstate.

4 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

How packed is Gosch's ? Hoping there's a huge contingent of Dees supporters, probably mostly kids and teens because they don't have to face the hard reality of having a job.

It's a decent turnout. Feel like there might have been more last year but still good. Plenty of kids around and slippery fellows like me sneaking out of work for an hour or so.

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Apparently Jordon wasn’t doing the previous 2s session. He is with the ones. 

I guess Jordan wasn't singing a mosified version of this prior to training then:

(I don't wanna be in the ones, don't wanna be in the ones, I don't want to be in the ooooones!!!)

 

My highlight so far and it is going to be hard to top the merchandise girls walking around handing out posters to the fans and trying to give Brad Green one.


13 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Kozzy’s left knee strapped like it was this time last year. 

How's he moving?

5 minutes ago, binman said:

I guess Jordan wasn't singing a mosified version of this prior to training then:

(I don't wanna be in the ones, don't wanna be in the ones, I don't want to be in the ooooones!!!)

 

Fellow Dees tragic Caden McDonald has a song on Spotify about that . I think it's called Don't want to play in the 1's.

Just now, layzie said:

Fritsch moving reasonably well 

Reasonably well? What does that mean?


Tmac moving v well, looks quick in a straight line

Players yelling here piggy piggy to Hibbo made me giggle 

15 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Reasonably well? What does that mean?

Nothing, just didn't want to early crow and have someone rubbish it so I hedged it.

To my eyes he's moving very well 

 

Edited by layzie

 
Just now, Demonland said:

If he wasn’t strapped I wouldn’t know. Same as last year though. It appeared late in the season. 

Hard to get a read on him, haven't seen him stride out a lot yet but his agility seems ok.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • AFLW PREVIEW: Geelong

    It’s been a season of grit, growth, and glimpses of brilliance—mixed with a few tough interstate lessons. Now, with finals looming, the Dees head to Kardinia Park for one last tune-up before the real stuff begins.

    • 3 replies
  • DRAFT: The Next Generation

    It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

    • 9 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

    A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

    • 5 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

    The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

      • Thumb Down
      • Like
    • 601 replies
  • Farewell Clayton Oliver

    The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

      • Like
    • 2,063 replies
  • Farewell Christian Petracca

    The Demons have traded Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca to the Gold Coast Suns for 3 First Round Draft Picks.

      • Haha
      • Like
    • 1,742 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.