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19 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I should have wagged work. I am not productive at all. 

Tomorrow will be worse, but I have meetings I need to be switched on for. At least they are in the morning, so I can take an early mark and sneak out. My boss is going to line up for MCC walk ups, so I'm safe. 

I haven't slept for two nights 😅

 

No smith?

 
Just now, layzie said:

Grundy smiled. That's all I have to report so far.

Clearly he’s not taking this seriously enough. 


5 minutes ago, layzie said:

They're walking out now 

How packed is Gosch's ? Hoping there's a huge contingent of Dees supporters, probably mostly kids and teens because they don't have to face the hard reality of having a job.

 

52 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Times like this I hate living interstate.

Enjoy everyone!

Training updates would be greatly appreciated. 

If you're south of the Murrumbidgee @dazzledavey36 then you're not really interstate.

4 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

How packed is Gosch's ? Hoping there's a huge contingent of Dees supporters, probably mostly kids and teens because they don't have to face the hard reality of having a job.

It's a decent turnout. Feel like there might have been more last year but still good. Plenty of kids around and slippery fellows like me sneaking out of work for an hour or so.

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Apparently Jordon wasn’t doing the previous 2s session. He is with the ones. 

I guess Jordan wasn't singing a mosified version of this prior to training then:

(I don't wanna be in the ones, don't wanna be in the ones, I don't want to be in the ooooones!!!)

 

My highlight so far and it is going to be hard to top the merchandise girls walking around handing out posters to the fans and trying to give Brad Green one.


13 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Kozzy’s left knee strapped like it was this time last year. 

How's he moving?

5 minutes ago, binman said:

I guess Jordan wasn't singing a mosified version of this prior to training then:

(I don't wanna be in the ones, don't wanna be in the ones, I don't want to be in the ooooones!!!)

 

Fellow Dees tragic Caden McDonald has a song on Spotify about that . I think it's called Don't want to play in the 1's.

Just now, layzie said:

Fritsch moving reasonably well 

Reasonably well? What does that mean?


Tmac moving v well, looks quick in a straight line

Players yelling here piggy piggy to Hibbo made me giggle 

15 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Reasonably well? What does that mean?

Nothing, just didn't want to early crow and have someone rubbish it so I hedged it.

To my eyes he's moving very well 

 

Edited by layzie

 
Just now, Demonland said:

If he wasn’t strapped I wouldn’t know. Same as last year though. It appeared late in the season. 

Hard to get a read on him, haven't seen him stride out a lot yet but his agility seems ok.


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